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Wing Pang: DISGRASIAN Or Amazian?

November 9th, 2009 | 10 comments | Posted by Diana

Am I nuts, or is Wing Pang kind of awesome?

Sure, with the language fumbles and goofy demeanor, it seems like he could be clowning (or, er, “crowning”) for uncomfy laughs, but for some reason–with that twinkle in his eye–I don’t neccesarily feel like the joke is on him.

And lawd knows, going tit-for-tat with the weirdtastic Conan O’Brien is no easy task. Somehow, Pang’s lightning-quick reflexes have him steady and ready to return O’Brien’s shots–whether they come in the form of a zinger or a fencing foil.

And-and-AND, our pal Joz loves herself some Wing Pang. Always a good sign.

[Channel APA: A Day With Wing Pang On The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien]

Filed under: Clowning, Conan O'Brien, Engrish, Fencing, Goofy Stuff, Jokes, Keeping Up, On the Boba, Reflexes, Wing Pang, Zingers

Disgrasian Dictionary

CHINYSTERIA –: The alarmist fear that China is our new enemy and wants to poison our food, eat our dogs, take over the country and force us all to speak Ching-Chong.
Panda-ring –: Pandering to our people.
Nuddhism –: Religion practiced by Far Eastern nudists.
Muslasian –: Muslim Asian.
GONGBANG –: An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.