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But What Does ‘Japanime Britney’ DO?
Britney Spears at Thursday's Sacramento debut of her North American "Femme Fatale" tour
BRITNEY: Y’all, I can’t believe that opening night of this tour has gone on without an itch! I’m so excited, ladies, I wanna poop my pants!
DANCER (LEFT): Brit, I think what you mean is “off without a hitch.”
DANCER (RIGHT): Yeah, it’s definitely “hitch.”
BRITNEY: Wait, y’all sure? My mama always said without an “itch,” and that makes sense to me ’cause I would never want to get all itchy durin’ a show! Y’know?
DANCER (LEFT): Oh yeah! That makes sense. Maybe we’re wrong.
DANCER (RIGHT): Yeah, maybe we’re wrong. We’ll Wikipedia it later.
BRITNEY: Focus, ladies! We’re rocking “Japanime Britney” right now!!! Can y’all believe that Goco pulled this costume off in a HALF HOUR?
DANCER (RIGHT): Yeeeeeeeeup.
DANCER (LEFT): [cautiously] Girrrl!
BRITNEY: No, like the WHOLE THING.
DANCER (RIGHT): Hunh. I would’ve figured something more along the lines of fifteen minutes.
BRITNEY: Mmm. Well he works REALLY fast.
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Britney Spears Comeback, Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour, Britney Spears Scary, Gwen Stefani, Harajuku Girls, Japan, L.A.M.E., Racial Drag, Racial Drag That's Boring, Tsunami, Unflattering Footwear, World's Ugliest Kimono Minis, Zaldy Goco
Fashismista Revealed!
Yesterday, we polled you guys on who the mystery fashismista was that showed up at Chloe “Actor-Fashism Icon-Second Wife-Designer” Sevigny’s launch party for her Opening Ceremony collection.
Most of you thought that the lady in that funkay fedora, batwing bib, skinny jeans, and bondage mules was Risa Ring:
Was it the word “sublebrity” that gave it away? Or was it the overall hideosity of the outfit?
I must now confess that the poll was rigged. The lady in the photo was none of the gals listed. The lady is, in fact, not a lady at all:
It’s Zaldy “Rhymes With Coco” Goco, the former designer of Gwen Stefani’s L.A.M.E. label!
Surprise!
Filed under: Chloe Sevigny, Dude Looks Like a Lady, Fashism, Gwen Is a Man, L.A.M.E., Lisa Ling, Opening Ceremony, Zaldy Goco
Don’t Worry, Be Zaldy
Zaldy Goco, former L.A.M.B. designer and Gwen Stefani-lackey (left)
Olivier Theyskens, Nina Ricci designer and Reese Witherspoon-lackey (right)
Now that you’ve emancipated yourself from Mistress Stefani, it’s all uphill from here, Zaldy. Take a cue from your lookalike Theyskens and upgrade your blonde bitch!
Filed under: Blonde Bitches, Freedom, Gwen Stefani, Olivier Theyskens, Reese Witherspoon, Zaldy Goco
