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Oh Whitney, You Betta Work

Here’s Whitney Houston, perhaps the greatest singer that ever was, in one of the great moments of her career:

And here’s that wacky crackhead trying to sing her own hit last night.

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I Will Always Love Yu Chun

By now, you’ve probably seen the vid of Lin Yu Chun rocking Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You” on the Taiwanese singing competition Super Star Avenue. Because, it’s, like, EVERYWHERE. Oh: and it is AMAZING.

He’s being heralded as the next Susan Boyle, and I’m assuming that has less to do with the fact that he was also discovered in a televised singing competition and more to do with the fact that he, too, looks like he’s been locked up in an attic his whole life and dressed and coiffed by some sadistic motherfucker with a twisted sense of humor.

But, man, can that crazy-lookin’ dude sing.

[The Sun: Next SuBo on Taiwan show]

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