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We know the bar is low for both teenagers and actresses when it comes to awareness of global events and having brains larger than peas and all, but we were still stunned when we read little Taylor Momsen‘s response to OK! Magazine’s inquiry about her thoughts on the Haiti earthquake fallout.
“Um, right now I’m trying to just finish my record and getting through the last season of Gossip Girl for right now. So not so much thinking about that.”
Added Taylor, “But it’s awesome that everyone is ya know working towards a good cause.”
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Perhaps you’ve wondered why your Asian girlfriends tend to pose for photographs with their face demurely resting in their hands, i.e.:
Are they just being sweet? Are they passive and agreeable?
They’re worried about Asian Moon Face. It’s something we all battle; even when we’re 93 lbs. and rocking the third-world gaunt (uh, like me, ’cause um, I’m like, totally that tiny), we can’t run from our giant faces.
It starts young. Observe:
Ladies, let me tell you as a woman with a lot of experience in this area, the fix-all steps to deal with your growing moon face are: Left hand, left cheek. Works every time. And yes, you need it.
Right hand, right cheek.
Ladies, let me tell you as a woman with a lot of experience in this area, the fix-all steps to deal with your growing moon face are:
Left hand, left cheek.
Works every time. And yes, you need it.
GODDAMN YOU Access Hollywood!! You damn near killed me with this headline:
Rush Hour 3
hack no-talent blubberball starfucker cheesedick ree-ree triple-chin Cialis-addict jagoff fucktard jizzwad skid mark boogereater assface lame-o shit-for-brains brown-noser wanker asswich douche butt-cheese cuntbag dungpile cockweed hemorrhoid goatfucker auteur Brett Fatner hosted a “Young Hollywood” party for Senator Hillary Clinton this week. Mayor Villaraigosa showed, as did much of young Hollywood.
Well, that settles it. I pretty much know who I’m voting for in ’08. His name rhymes with “Yo Mama.” I guess I should thank you, Brett Fat, for helping me make these kinds of tough decisions.