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January 15th, 2010 | 5 comments | Posted by Diana

We know the bar is low for both teenagers and actresses when it comes to awareness of global events and having brains larger than peas and all, but we were still stunned when we read little Taylor Momsen‘s response to OK! Magazine’s inquiry about her thoughts on the Haiti earthquake fallout.

Yeah, she's 16.

From OK!

“Um, right now I’m trying to just finish my record and getting through the last season of Gossip Girl for right now. So not so much thinking about that.”

Added Taylor, “But it’s awesome that everyone is ya know working towards a good cause.”

Continue reading DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Taylor Momsen

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Moon Face

August 23rd, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Perhaps you’ve wondered why your Asian girlfriends tend to pose for photographs with their face demurely resting in their hands, i.e.:

and and

Are they just being sweet? Are they passive and agreeable?


They’re worried about Asian Moon Face. It’s something we all battle; even when we’re 93 lbs. and rocking the third-world gaunt (uh, like me, ’cause um, I’m like, totally that tiny), we can’t run from our giant faces.

It starts young. Observe:

What cheeks?

Browsing the web today I noticed that a few of Young Hollywood’s finest are starting to fight the Moon Face, for reasons of pregnancy or otherwise:

Ladies, let me tell you as a woman with a lot of experience in this area, the fix-all steps to deal with your growing moon face are:

Left hand, left cheek.
Right hand, right cheek.

Works every time. And yes, you need it.

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You’re Asian Fast

August 14th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

GODDAMN YOU Access Hollywood!! You damn near killed me with this headline:

But now that I think about it…

…I kind of see how it could work.


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May 31st, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen
Senator Hillary Clinton, Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, and some fat slob

Rush Hour 3 hack no-talent blubberball starfucker cheesedick ree-ree triple-chin Cialis-addict jagoff fucktard jizzwad skid mark boogereater assface lame-o shit-for-brains brown-noser wanker asswich douche butt-cheese cuntbag dungpile cockweed hemorrhoid goatfucker auteur Brett Fatner hosted a “Young Hollywood” party for Senator Hillary Clinton this week. Mayor Villaraigosa showed, as did much of young Hollywood.

The Pivert (age 42)

Fashion photographer Patrick Demarchelier (age 64) and the legendary Quincy Jones (age 74)

Former NYPD Blue star Sharon Lawrence (age 99)

Well, that settles it. I pretty much know who I’m voting for in ’08. His name rhymes with “Yo Mama.” I guess I should thank you, Brett Fat, for helping me make these kinds of tough decisions.

the RZA: I’m with Stoopid

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