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The Most Fans of Sharapova’s Crotch Can Hope for Now Is Some Rockin’ Camel Toe

June 25th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Maria Sharapova announced this week that, instead of wearing a tennis dress at Wimbledon, she would be debuting a Nike-designed “tuxedo” that consists of a jacket, pants, some weird dickey top that reminds me of something I used to wear in the high school marching band, and SHORTS.

Upon hearing the tragic sartorial news, fans of Maria Sharapova’s Crotch wept.


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