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Don’t Dare A Bitchy Blogger

To those who are offended by our video stalking of Lynn Chen–like the creep who opened up a photo-free account on Facebook to send me this cunty message:

…I have a few things to say.

1. Jen and I are above criticism and just too damn smart for the rest of you.
2. Lynn Chen is about 1,000x hotter than anyone we’ve ever met. That is why she must go down.
3. When given the options of “truth” or “dare,” I always choose “dare” because I hate telling secrets and will do just about anything. If you’re going to send me a cunty note, please dare me to sock you in the goddamn face.
4. I’m hungry.
5. THE VIDEO INTERVIEW WITH LYNN WAS A JOKE. IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE. LYNN IS AN AWESOME SPORT. SHE’S IN ON THE JOKE. BECAUSE IT’S FUNNY. IF YOU DIDN’T GET THE JOKE, YOU MISSED OUT ON A GOOD CHUCKLE. LOOK ALL OVER THE BLOG–JOKES EVERYWHERE. HA HA HA. RELAX.

[YouTube: DISGRASIAN™ Presents: *Exclusive* Interview with 'White On Rice' Actress Lynn Chen]

Thanks, Jessica!

Filed under: Creeps, Creepy Words, Dares, Facebook, Jokes Are Funny HA HA, Lynn Chen, Morons and Rad People Have Equal Access to the Internet, Reasons To Quit Social Networking, Stalkers, White on Rice

ROCK OF ASIAN: Goh Nakamura And The White on Rice Theme Song

When we have babies, we’re going to play them Goh Nakamura‘s music when they’re fussy. Because the Bay Area singer-songwriter’s voice is magic, a hazy brew of soothing, yearning, and melancholy. His songs are about love and life’s little moments, or, as he puts it, “parking tickets, impossible crushes and faraway dreamlands.” And he performs gorgeous duets with ROA cutie Jane Lui. You’ve gotta respect his clever lyrics, too, because how many songwriters are there, really, who can rhyme with “Fibonacci sequence,” as Goh does in the theme song he wrote for White on Rice?

Goh and friends are coming to a city near you this month and next. Click here for dates.

[Goh Nakamura official website]
[White on Rice movie website]

Filed under: Bay Area Musicians, Californiasians, Fibonacci Sequence, Goh Nakamura, Indie Films, Indie Music, Jane Lui, Lynn Chen, Singer-Songwriters, White on Rice

Lynn Chen: The Hotness, the Interview [VIDEO]

Wouldn’t you know it–just days after declaring our lust for White On Rice actress Lynn Chen’s mug, one of us (Diana) bumped into her ever-so-casually while fruit shopping at The Farmers Market!

We sat down for an exclusive, intimate interview about a range of topics, like how she got motivated for her Rice role and how she keeps that face so fucking infuriatingly perfect. Who the hell is that pretty? It’s infuriating. And no, this is not jealousy talking. Shut up. Shut up!

Enjoy!

Now go see the movie!

[IMDB: White on Rice (2009)]
[DISGRASIAN™: BABEWATCH - The Ladies of White on Rice]

xo, Lynn!

Filed under: Actresses, Awkward Interviews, Beautiful Ladies, Exclusive Interview, Farmers Market, It's All About Framing, Jealousy, Los Angeles, Lynn Chen, White on Rice

BABEWATCH: The Ladies of White On Rice

For those of us that didn’t get to see White on Rice while it was collecting raves along the festival circuit, this month’s theatrical release (L.A. friends, see you at the Sunset Laemmle?) is awwwfully exciting.

If you haven’t seen the trailer yet, get ready for a spike of adorable in your bloodstream:

There’s only one thing that seems wrong about the film, which is, um, how distractingly gorgeous female lead Lynn Chen is. Silky skin, perfect bow lips, rosy cheeks, bright and twinkly eyes? Hate her! (Okay, we actually crush on her, but right now our jealousy overrides.)

Chen: About as fair to womankind as Barbie

Fact is, every lady in the film is too cute to deal with:

Cathy Shim rocking “sexy fuckin’ secretary” for fall

Doe-eyed Nae

Joy Osmanski, the only woman in the world
that can look cute in a banana suit

…but dammit, now all we want to do is watch their purty faces for two hours on the big screen–which reveals the cardinal rule of filmmaking (whoever has told you that the the most important elements are beautiful storytelling or groundbreaking cinematography is lying): every movie is about a million times better with lots of hot chicks.

[IMDB: White on Rice (2009)]

Filed under: Adorable-ness, Beautiful Ladies, Cathy Shim, Cute Flicks, David Boyle, Enviable Looks, Film Festivals, Indie Films, Joy Osmanski, Lynn Chen, Nae, White on Rice