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Tax Evasian

April 25th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Overheard in the courtroom Thursday:

“I am an idealistic, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritually motivated artist, unschooled in the science of law and finance,” Wesley Snipes said, in a prepared apology.

Wesley was sentenced to 3 years in prison yesterday for not filing tax returns from 1999-2001. 3 years is the maximum sentence, and even for someone as annoying as Wesley who defied the law, it seems a little stiff.

Prayer Hands, don’t fail him now!


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Wesley Snipes Some Prayer Hands

January 16th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Dear Wesley Snipes,

Dude. We get it.

You famously lobbied for an Asian actress (Ming-Na) to play your wife in One Night Stand, then life imitated art and you married Korean painter Nikki Park, and you’ve earned a million colored belts in multiple martial-arts disciplines.

Alright already. You love us. You really love us. Apparently you spend so much time in your wife’s native Korea that you consider it your second home (we just hope you’re paying your taxes there unlike, uh, nevermind). But please don’t take your outsized love for our peeps and cultures to this level, it’s really beneath you:

You do understand that you’re going to trial for fraud, right Wesley?

that bracelet gives me hives,

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Thanks Greenie!

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