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Check out this video of two toddlers dancing and singing “Hey Ya.” You’re welcome. [YouTube]
Actor/comedian/doctor and all-around Amazian Ken Jeong might be the best dressed photo-bomber of all time. [GQ]
Gawker’s compiled the best memes inspired by the Murdoch Bitch-Slap Hearing. [Gawker]
Wonder how Wendi Murdoch married a billionaire? Wonder no more, as the Beijing Moral Education Center for Women is teaching Chinese ladies the “morals” of marrying rich. Or something like that. [Yahoo!]
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After all these years posing as Rupert Murdoch’s young, hot trophy wife–even going so far as to bear Murdoch two daughters so the “marriage” seemed legitimate–Wendi Deng Murdoch totally blew her cover this morning and exposed her real role in Rupert’s life, as his own private stone face killa (that’s her in the pink jacket, keeping a foam-pie wielding attacker away from Rupert, who’s the bald head seated at the table in front of her):
Damn, y’all, damn.
If our government knows what’s good for them, they’re recruiting Wendi and Rupert’s two young daughters, ages 9 and 6, for some off-the-books black ops shit right now. Don’t be fooled by those pretty smiles–those baby teeth will cutchu good.
Meanwhile, check out the Many Scary Faces of Wendi Deng over at The Awl.
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Maybe we’re wrong to judge Wendi Murdoch for her giggling evasian of New York Magazine’s prying questions about whether she likes or watches that fuckhole Glenn Beck.
“‘I can’t say!’ she said, laughing and covering her mouth, while leaving the New Yorkers for Children gala on Tuesday. ‘I have to let my husband say. I can’t say. Sorry!’
Sure, it seems she’s tee-hee-heeing her way through life. Okay, she seems like a brain-dead trophy wife. And of course, it’s pretty gross that she must defer to her husband for an opinion, lest her riches be snatched back and her ass drop-kicked back to China. We may think these are signs of weakness.
But listen, Wendi Murdoch has got to be strong-ass woman. It probably takes a lot to bite your lip, close your eyes, and get screwed frequently by
the Devil Ol’ wrinkly scrote Rupe. That shit can’t be pretty. Lady must have a stomach of steel.
We’re talking about old balls here, people (balls that have lived seven decades!). Old balls and Glenn Beck in one conversation, and Wendi Deng is still standing. Good lord, she deserves a goddamn medal.
“Nanking,” a movie that tells the story of the 1937 Rape of Nanking, which Variety describes as a mix of “archive footage and readings by thesps such as Woody Harrelson, Stephen [Huh?] Dorff, Juergen Prochnow and Mariel Hemingway” screened on Monday in New York. “Nanking” is set to open on December 12.
WENDI: OMG, Ivanka! What are you doing here?
IVANKA: Well, Wendi, what a lot of people don’t realize is that I am smart, I am my own person, I have an MBA from Wharton, and I really really care about your people. And sometimes, I like to keep my store-bought tits under wraps.
WENDI: Cool. Love your Kelly Bag!
WENDI: Awesome. Where’s your father tonight?
IVANKA: He’s shooting The Apprentice: Celebutard Edition. And trying to keep his comb-over in place. Where’s your grandfather?
WENDI: I don’t know what you mean.
IVANKA: That ancient guy that you’re always with. Y’know, he kinda looks like a mummy? And he’s even richer than my dad, which is key-crazy. Not that I care about my dad’s money, because I am smart, I am my own person, and I have an MBA…
WENDI: Uh, you mean Rupert?
IVANKA: Yeah, totally.
WENDI: He’s my husband.
IVANKA: Oh. Gosh. I always thought, y’know, because he looks about 800 years old…
WENDI: Yeah. I get that a lot.
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Meanwhile, the a-holes over at MySpace offered us these condolences:
Entertainment and media’s hottest couple made headlines this morning.
No, not BrangeliZzzZzzz. These guys…
The LA Times reports that people are all in a tizzy over Rupervert’s proposed $5 billion takeover of Dow Jones & Co., who own the Wall Street Journal.
Critics cite as the latest example of those dangers Murdoch’s little-noticed introduction in China of his red-hot MySpace Internet property.
Launched in April, MySpace China censors user comments on the social-networking site more than is necessary, analysts say…
(Murdoch’s) Chinese-born wife, Wendi Deng Murdoch, a former executive at one of News Corp.’s Asian operations, recently was named the venture’s strategy chief, her first executive role since marrying the mogul in 1999.
I’m sure Wendi has, um, “earned” her role in the company–know what I’m sprayin’?–and we’ve certainly censored comments on DISGRASIAN’s MySpace page, especially from tools like this:
But isn’t there a reason it’s called, er…MY…space?
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“News Corp.’s popular social networking site MySpace launched a test version of its new China service on Friday, making a late entry into the intensely competitive Chinese Internet market in a desperate attempt to merge the biggest money making racket/alterna-rock-softcore-porn site in cyberspace with the China aka $$$ aka Overpopulation-Exploitasian heaven.“
“The strategy of having a Chinese company operate the service follows the approach of Yahoo Inc. (Nasdaq:YHOO – news), eBay Inc. and other Internet competitors that have turned to local partners to run their China operations after struggling to win market share.”
“News Corp. ChairmanRupert Murdoch said in September the company was looking for a way to enter China without dealing with the political red tape and bureaucracy that “normal” aka “poor” people have to deal with running into political obstacles and “heavy weather” faced by Google and Yahoo.
Murdoch said his Chinese-born wife, Wendi Deng, was playing a key role in helping to launch the China-based service.“