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DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Meow-ing At Australian Finance Minister Penny Wong

June 3rd, 2011 | 5 comments | Posted by Jen

Don’t fuck with Australian Finance Minister Penny Wong. She’s the first openly-gay member of the Australian cabinet and the first Asian-born federal minister, not to mention the first person who’ll cut your dick off if you meow at her like a pussy during a parliamentary hearing.

Watch below as Wong takes Senator David Bushby to school Wednesday for sexist behavior:

Meow? More like RAWR.

[HuffPo: Penny Wong, Australian Senator, Gets 'Meowed' During Debate (VIDEO, POLL)]

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Hate Your Hardass Parents? Auction Off Your Virginity On Reality TV

May 13th, 2010 | 3 comments | Posted by Diana

Even after I give birth to my first child, I’m pretty sure I’m going to tell my mom and dad that I’m a virgin. It’s like, my duty as the fourth child of two Hardass Asian Parents (who, as far as I know, are also virgins). It’s how we roll, yo. We’re expected to avoid dating but marry someone rich and virile, have babies without ever making sweet monkey love, and teach our kids to do the same.

So the first thing I thought when I read on HuffPo that an Aussie producer put together a cast willing to auction off their virginities to the highest bidder for a reality TV show was: I’ll be damned if there’s an Asian-Australian on that show!!! Hardass Asian Parents would go ape shit.

Apparently, all of the parents are pretty unhappy about the show’s concept.

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DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! The Australian Department of Defence

May 23rd, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

“Scandalous” allegasians surfaced this week that Bollywood actress Tania Zaetta–who is Australian/Italian and not Indian, her perma-tan and penchant for saris notwithstanding–had sex with special forces soldiers while in Afghanistan entertaining Australia’s troops.

After her visit to the war-torn nation, Tania, who was voted “One of the Best Butts in the World,” according to her website, was named and shamed in a confidential “hot issues” briefing to Australian Defence Minister Joel Fitzgibbon as having boned some army guys (plural). That brief was then somehow leaked to the public, a violasian that the Department of Defence is currently investigating.

Although the department has apologized to Tania for the leak and for naming her in the briefing in the first place (a privacy law no-no), we’re left to wonder:

  • How exactly does an actress allegedly fucking some army guys qualify as a “hot” defence department “issue”?

  • Isn’t fucking considered a form of “entertaining” the troops?!
  • Shouldn’t the Australian Department of Defence be more concerned about, I dunno, the WAR IN AFGHANISTAN where the Taliban continues to build itself back up rather than what Tania Zaetta (who?) is doing with her COOTER?


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