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June 8th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


RIHANNA: Snoop! Help me make a decision!!!

SNOOP: Aw sheeeeit, girl. Why you harshin’ my mellow?

RIHANNA: Well, I just don’t know what to do!

SNOOP: Fo shizzle? What the hizzle you talkin’ bout girl?

RIHANNA: DISGRASIAN wants me to join their pack. Can I even do that? What will Hova say?

SNOOP: [snaps alert] OH shit, girl! You can’t make DISGRASIAN wait!

RIHANNA: What? What? What do you mean?

SNOOP: You better get on that shit now! Like now, my gizzle!!!!

RIHANNA: I…

SNOOP: NOW! NIZZLE!!!!!!!!!

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Disgrasian Dictionary
Lifestyle Asiaphile –

A person who fetishizes Asian dress, food, religion, and/or culture, often to the detriment of his/her own health and that of others. Example: Jeremy Piven.

HONORASIAN –

Honorary one of us.

DISGRASIANMOBILES –

The Honda Element and the Toyota Scion; souped-up Acuras; a brand spankin’-new Infiniti.

GAYSIAN –

Fun.

CHINYSTERIA –

The alarmist fear that China is our new enemy and wants to poison our food, eat our dogs, take over the country and force us all to speak Ching-Chong.

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