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BABEWATCH: Ronald Lee Clark
Name: Ronald Lee Clark
Hails from: LA (via Athens, TX/Choctaw, OK/Denver, CO/Seoul, KOR)
Occupation: Actor, Booking agent for Shortywood Productions/Shorty’s Rescue, Star of Animal Planet’s pit bull rescue show, Pit Boss
Why He’s A Babe: Ronald and the rest of Shorty’s crew are little people that make a big impact. Shorty’s Rescue of Long Beach, CA deals almost exclusively with protecting the highly misunderstood pit bull, a dog whose loyal and nurturing qualities are too-often overshadowed by the dangerous behavior of the badly mistreated. It’s important but tough and taxing work, and most people don’t have the nards to stay with it. Clark has been a longtime animal advocate, but is a relative rookie as an activist for pits—we like watching him learn and rise to the challenge.
Plus, we dig Clark’s smile lines, warm smile, and perfect tan. But should we investigate that film he did with porn superstars Jenna and Janine (eep!)? Maybe we’ll leave that to the past and stick to watching him save doggies!
Contribute to Shorty’s Rescue here.
[Animal Planet: Pit Boss]
[Examiner: Little People Rescue Big Dogs On Animal Planet]
[Facebook: Official Fan Page Of Ronald Lee Clark]
Filed under: Actors, Animal Rescue, Discovery, Hard Work, Koreans are Kool, Long Beach, Pit Boss, Pit Bull Rescue, Pit Bulls, Reality TV, Ronald Lee Clark, We Love Dogs
Cute Wars
A couple of years ago, my boyfriend and the cutest dog in the world (see above) were approached by his DISGRASIAN female neighbor, who had one burning question she wanted answered:
“Who’s cuter? Me? Or the dog?”
I don’t have a photo of this chick on me, but let me tell you. I’m not convinced she would’ve won this competition with a cactus (ZING!). The answer, which she didn’t like, was a stunned: “THE DOG.”
Point is, humans can’t really contend with the cuteness of animals. It just doesn’t work. We don’t have the huggy softness of pandas. We don’t have sad, round, kitten eyes. We don’t employ a tiny frolic like the baby pudu deer. We don’t have wet, little, puppy noses.
Few people have a shot against a cute animal. And I will argue that when it comes down to it, we’ve really only got one secret weapon against our animal kingdom pals: the Asian baby.
“Pandas, you don’t have a prayer.”
My GOD, our babies are so damn cute that their cuteness could melt glaciers.
So if a teeny-tiny Asian baby dukes it out with a tabby cat (like in this photo competition we just discovered via Buzzfeed)…
…we honestly don’t know who has the upper hand. Probably the kid. Probably.
[BuzzFeed: Asian Baby vs. Garfield]
Filed under: Animals are a Reliable Source of Joy and Awe, Asian Babies, Cuteness, Dumb Questions, Garfield the Cat, Strange Competitions, Stupid Chicks, Tabby Cats, Ugly Chicks, We Love Dogs
Long Weekend
Pretty sure my mind is still at a barbecue. Is anyone else having a hard time getting back into the work swing of things–besides me and this dog?
Thanks, Eliza!
Filed under: Adorable-ness, Buzzfeed, Contemplative Dog, Cute Things, Exactly How One Feels the Tuesday After a 3-Day Weekend, Long Weekend Hangovers, We Love Dogs
Heaven Is…
…Ryan Gosling and a pup, enveloped in a sea of beauteous bamboo, pointing gently at you.
Holy hell.
Full photoshoot here.
Filed under: Asian Foliage, Bamboo Supernovas In The Sky, Boyfriends, Dreams, Gardens, Heaven, Ryan Gosling is a God, We Love Dogs
Quite an O-Cake-sian
BRIDE: Oh, Yum!
GROOM: It’s our wedding cake! A delicious creation.
BRIDE: I still can’t believe I let you talk me into this thing. So what did you say it was again? It’s our “mountain of love?”
GROOM: Yes.
BRIDE: So it’s definitely not Jabba the Hutt.
GROOM: No, but he’s my favorite! Baby, we love Star Wars! Remember how we met at that Star Wars: Episode 1 screening?
BRIDE: Honey, that’s not real Star Wars. And hey, you know I don’t like to tell people we saw that piece of trash.
GROOM: I know.
BRIDE: And, okay, so you’re absolutely sure this isn’t a cake shaped like a soft, wet dog turd? Like the kind that happens in multiple piles around the house if you go on vacation and leave the dog with a dogsitter, and it gets really freaked out?
GROOM: Turd? No way.
BRIDE: It does look like a turd.
GROOM: I would contest that.
BRIDE: Good luck, buddy.
GROOM: Thank you.
BRIDE: Alright, but seriously. If this isn’t some kind of geoduck creation, I don’t know what it is.
GROOM: It’s not–
BRIDE: I can’t deal with geoducks, man. They look like angry, clammy, uncircumcised penises. I mean, hell, I love a dog in a turtleneck, just not on my mollusk.
GROOM: How many dogs in turtlenecks have you seen, exactly?
BRIDE: Um, nothing! OOOOH, cake! Let’s take the picture!!!!
Photo via DListed
Filed under: Bizarre Photographs, Bizarre Shapes, Jabba the Hutt, Star Wars, Star Wars: Episode 1, Steaming Piles of Turd, Trash, Uncircumcised Penises, We Love Dogs, Wedding Cake Rules, Weird Asian Behavior
Cute World Collision
Our friend Erin sent us this video and we about died of cute overload. Sure, we’re haters, but we’re also ASIAN–we love cuddly things–particularly babies, dogs (not for eating) and pandas!
So may I introduce… THE PANDA DOG.
Some of you seem to think there’s no point in a video unless there is an accompanying lesson or message. Here’s a bottom line–indeterminate races are cool!
Filed under: Pandas Are Sickeningly Cute, Taking a Hating Break, We Love Dogs, What Race Are You? Who Cares
