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AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! The Month Of May (Asian-Pacific American Heritage Month)

May 3rd, 2010 | 8 comments | Posted by Diana

You may or may not already know that May is Asian-Pacific American Heritage Month. It’s a month meant to celebrate Asians and Pacific Islanders in the United States, all of us! We at DISGRASIAN like to look at this time as an opportunity to take a collective hating break, and to really take note of the wacky and diverse population of AAPIs in this country–AMAZIANS and DISGRASIANS alike! Love or hate, we’re all brothers and sisters.

And fairy godfathers.

Norman Mineta

Or beautiful family friends that you wish would adopt you away from your Hardass Asian Parents.

Tamlyn Tomita

Or crazy aunts that you wish would stop attending family parties. Continue reading AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! The Month Of May (Asian-Pacific American Heritage Month)

Filed under: Angry Asian Man, Asian Americans, Asian Americans United, Asian-Pacific American Heritage Month, Bai Ling, Kal Penn, May, Norman Mineta, Phil Yu, President Barack Obama, Taking a Hating Break, Tamlyn Tomita, Tila Tequila, We Are Family

Disgrasian Dictionary

Samurite –: White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.
Discrazian –: Shameful member of the tribe who is also crazy.
DISGAYSIAN –: Shameful member of the tribe who also happens to be gay.
ANTI-ASIAN –: n. An Asian who’s aging well. adj. Delaying or lessening the effects of aging by about 10 years, especially on the skin: an anti-asian cream.
MISTASIAN IDENTITY –: Mistaking one of us for another; a result of believing that we all look alike.