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BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Chuck Norris

March 11th, 2010 | 6 comments | Posted by Jen

Happy birthday to Chuck Norris, who turned 70 this week!

We’re not sure how someone who actually knew the late great Bruce Lee and came into contact with his philosophical deepness could become such an anti-gay, anti-abortion, anti-science, fearmongering toolbag…

…but no one’s perfect, right Chuck?

From the Top 50 Chuck Norris Facts:

When you say “no one’s perfect,” Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

[Chuck Norris Facts]

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Disgrasian Dictionary
FASHISM –

The oppressive, unassailable ideas handed down by the Fashion world.

Race Hustlers –

Michelle Malkin’s pet name for us!

CHINYSTERIA –

The alarmist fear that China is our new enemy and wants to poison our food, eat our dogs, take over the country and force us all to speak Ching-Chong.

EXPLOITASIAN –

Yellow exploitation.

Nuddhism –

Religion practiced by Far Eastern nudists.

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