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November 3rd, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Dear Bobby Trendy,

The wait service in Los Angeles is notoriously bad–this, however, takes “bad” to a whole new level.

A pair of shorts, darlin’? Is that too much to ASSk?

Eyes-a-burnin’,
DISGRASIAN

Disgrasian Dictionary

Discrazian –: Shameful member of the tribe who is also crazy.
Nipple Slipple –: Peek-a-Boobie!!!
KA-CHING CHONG –: Foreign language spoken by business-minded people who see dollar signs in the place of one billion slanty-eyes.
Mutasian –: A recurring archetype in movies and television who does not have speaking lines. Also known as an Ornamental.
DISGRASIANMOBILES –: The Honda Element and the Toyota Scion; souped-up Acuras; a brand spankin’-new Infiniti.