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Let’s Just Call ‘Em JLo-mantic Comedies

PPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT, JLo! Just saw the trailer for your new comeback romantic comedy, The Back-up Plan:

…and shit! I hate to break it to you, but I think you may actually have been in this movie before.

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Filed under: Comebacks, Formulas, Having Another Go, Idiotic Movie Concepts, JLo, Movie Dopplegangers, Not Sandra Bullock, Romantic Comedies, Shameless Attempts At Staying Relevant, This Makes Me Sad, Throwbacks, Wacktresses, X Actresses That Are Not Perky And Adorable Enough To Play Lovable Neurotics

DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Taylor Momsen

We know the bar is low for both teenagers and actresses when it comes to awareness of global events and having brains larger than peas and all, but we were still stunned when we read little Taylor Momsen‘s response to OK! Magazine’s inquiry about her thoughts on the Haiti earthquake fallout.

Yeah, she's 16.

From OK!

“Um, right now I’m trying to just finish my record and getting through the last season of Gossip Girl for right now. So not so much thinking about that.”

Added Taylor, “But it’s awesome that everyone is ya know working towards a good cause.”

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Filed under: 7.0 Earthquake In Haiti, Actresses, Haiti, Haiti Earthquake, Huh?, Idiots, Nonsense, People That Must Live In A Fucking Cave, People That Should Never Be Considered Role Models, Resenting the Young, Shock, Taylor Momsen, Teenagers, Wacktresses, WTF?, Young Hollywood