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Glenn Beck On Why Doing Good Is Oh-So Bad
Glenn Beck continues to uncover the ugly truth about the Obama administration’s dastardly plots to change this home of the free and land of the brave into… “Mao’s China.”
Dissenters, prepare to be tortured for pleasure, thrown into war, tossed into labor camps, and–if you’re lucky–chased out of the country.
Where does the totalitarian state of America begin? Apparently, with volunteerism–which should most certainly not be encouraged by influentials or public figures or leaders of any sort, because that’s propaganda, y’know, like in Mao’s China–where Disney also offered people free passes for a day of good-doing.
Beck argues that volunteering is only good if a person wanted to do it anyway. And even though most of us in his “most generous” America are selfish fucks–who don’t want to pay for our peers’ health care, weep at the thought of losing a tax break, guzzle as much gas/grease/booze as will fit into our bloated lives, and don’t care that this country is burning down to the ground while taking each one of us fat, egocentric, xenophobic, ignoramuses down with it–the most important thing in these tough times is that not to lift this country to a better place, but to assure that nobody’s makin’ us do fuckin’ nothin’ (Ya hear me, Obama?!!?)!!! Especially nothin’ good. Or fer free.
NOTHIN’!
But that’s missing the point! We’re talking about Mao’s China here! Which is something to make light of, like Beck’s little stage friend here:
“SERVE OR DIE!”[Examiner: Glenn Beck Says Volunteerism Is 'Like Living In Mao's China']
Filed under: American Idiots, Chairman Mao, Communist China, Community Service, Comparisons, Conspiracy Theories, Glenn Beck, Glenn Beck Is A Fuckhole, Mao Zedong, Patriotism is Cool, Propaganda, Seriously?, Volunteer Work, Vounteerism
A Volunteer Group of One
Hey Ash. Tennessee called. They’ve had quite enough of your “volunteering,” if ya know what I mean.
Filed under: Ashley Todd, Ashley Todd Fake Attack, Backwards B, Campaign Volunteer Attack, Stupid-Ass Texans, Tennessee Volunteers, Volunteer Work, Volunteering False Information, Young Republicans
Go Blue
To the Vietnamese-American readers that I may have hated on too quickly this week, because of their undying, ungodly, unexplainable commitment to the support of Sen. McCain:
Hey. I’m sorry for calling you “gooks.” That was really rude, huh? Here’s the thing–I say–I was joking with a veteran–I hate to even go into this. I was joking with an old veteran friend, who joked with me, about Vietnam…. well anyway. I’m not really sorry.
So, anyhoozle, I think there’s a way for you fucking head-up-your-ass, middle-class-fearing, Vietnamese McCain supporters to redeem yourselves in my judgmental eyes us to bridge the gap between us and allow us to be straight with each other again.
The Obama campaign is in dire need of Vietnamese-speaking volunteers to spread the good word and explain what’s what on the issues (think of it as missionary work) to the large Viet community there. The staff can train you, explain the issues, and help you help us. HELP US. Get on your moped and skedaddle over to Virginia. IF YOU WANT US TO BE COOL AGAIN, that is, then HELP US ALL.
Ma peeps!!!
xoxo
Diana
Filed under: Bad Jokes, Barack Obama, Being Cool, Gooks, Help Us, John McCain, Redemption, Relax--Just Do It, Speaking Vietnamese, Vietnamese Pride, Volunteer Work
