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When Movie Stars and Stepdaughters Collide
Zhang Ziyi with LILLY: I love you, Mommy.
ZIYI: What did I say about calling me that?
LILLY: Oh. Right. Sorry, Miss Zhang.
ZIYI: Mmm. There’s a good girl.
LILLY: I’m so happy you’re marrying my daddy. He’s rich!
ZIYI: (smiles wanly but knowingly)
LILLY: Hey look! I’m wearing leggings just like you! Wheeeeee!
ZIYI: That’s very nice, sweetie.
LILLY: And I’m wearing my hair just like you.
ZIYI: Mmm.
LILLY: And when I grow up, I’m going to go naked on the beach and do butt exercises!
ZIYI: (barely listening) Good for you. It’s important to have goals.
LILLY: And wear feather tutus that look like crotch! And be a geisha! And learn how to cry on cue but stay pretty at the same time, just like you.
ZIYI: Wonderful, just wonderful.
LILLY: I want to be a movie star like you, Mommy.
ZIYI: A bit chilly tonight isn’t it? I wonder…wait. What did you just say? What. Did. I. Tell. You. About. That. Word???
LILLY: I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I promise I won’t do that again.
ZIYI: I forgive you. Again. Now, where were we? Something about feathers?
LILLY: Nothing. Never mind.
ZIYI: How fascinating! Sweetie, would you mind loosening your grip a little? You’re strangling Miss Zhang’s arm. There’s a good girl.
Source
Thanks, Neal!
Filed under: Being Clingy, Feathercrotch, Lilly Nevo, Memoirs of a Geisha, Stepchildren, Stepmonsters, Vivi Nevo, Zhang Ziyi, Zhang Ziyi Topless Sunbathing Photos
Things That Make You Go Hmm…
Topless sunbathing photos of Zhang Ziyi and her BF Vivi Nevo in St. Barts surfaced this week, with lots of fanfare made about Miz Zhang’s perky lil A-cups and her BF’s gift for ass-kissing.
Butt really…forget all that. What’s important here is homegirl’s tanning strategy:
Who tans only the top of their ass crack?
I’m so confused.
Filed under: Ass Crack, Bizarre Tanning Strategies, Huh?, Tanned Ass Cracks, Vivi Nevo, Zhang Ziyi, Zhang Ziyi Topless Sunbathing Photos
