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When Movie Stars and Stepdaughters Collide

April 1st, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen
Zhang Ziyi with finance fiance Vivi Nevo and his daughter, Lilly

LILLY: I love you, Mommy.

ZIYI: What did I say about calling me that?

LILLY: Oh. Right. Sorry, Miss Zhang.

ZIYI: Mmm. There’s a good girl.

LILLY: I’m so happy you’re marrying my daddy. He’s rich!

ZIYI: (smiles wanly but knowingly)

LILLY: Hey look! I’m wearing leggings just like you! Wheeeeee!

ZIYI: That’s very nice, sweetie.

LILLY: And I’m wearing my hair just like you.

ZIYI: Mmm.

LILLY: And when I grow up, I’m going to go naked on the beach and do butt exercises!

ZIYI: (barely listening) Good for you. It’s important to have goals.

LILLY: And wear feather tutus that look like crotch! And be a geisha! And learn how to cry on cue but stay pretty at the same time, just like you.

ZIYI: Wonderful, just wonderful.

LILLY: I want to be a movie star like you, Mommy.

ZIYI: A bit chilly tonight isn’t it? I wonder…wait. What did you just say? What. Did. I. Tell. You. About. That. Word???

LILLY: I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I promise I won’t do that again.

ZIYI: I forgive you. Again. Now, where were we? Something about feathers?

LILLY: Nothing. Never mind.

ZIYI: How fascinating! Sweetie, would you mind loosening your grip a little? You’re strangling Miss Zhang’s arm. There’s a good girl.

Thanks, Neal!

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Things That Make You Go Hmm…

January 6th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Topless sunbathing photos of Zhang Ziyi and her BF Vivi Nevo in St. Barts surfaced this week, with lots of fanfare made about Miz Zhang’s perky lil A-cups and her BF’s gift for ass-kissing.

Butt really…forget all that. What’s important here is homegirl’s tanning strategy:

Who tans only the top of their ass crack?

I’m so confused.


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