- Panda-ring –
Pandering to our people.
- HARDASS ASIAN PARENTS –
Our mothers and fathers, whom we, despite our achievements and senses of familial duty, are usually disappointing.
- Racial Dilettante –
A person who dabbles in the affect of another race or races (see Racial Drag), particularly when that race is “IN.”
- Nuddhism –
Religion practiced by Far Eastern nudists.
- KA-CHING CHONG –
Foreign language spoken by business-minded people who see dollar signs in the place of one billion slanty-eyes.