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DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! The Puff! iPhone App

October 9th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

HuffPo and Buzzfeed have posted a video demonstrating the remarkable usability of Japanese developer BottleCube’s latest iPhone app creation: Puff!

Puff! features scenes of cute Japanese girls in plausible situations (For instance, flipping over a jungle gym bar in a sexy little cheerleading outfit, or eyeing you seductively in a dark lounge while concealing summer panties and garter belt that she secretly wants you to see), whose skirts can be “blown” up high to reveal their underthings with just a tap/rub up the screen or blow on the iPhone mic. The harder you rub and blow, the higher her skirt flies, and the more delighted (via squeals) she seems.

But not everyone can get Puff! on the iPhone. In fact, the iTunes App store says you must be at least 17 years old to download:


But we think it could be a little simpler than that. To download this app, you kinda just have to fuckin’ BLOW. Like, really, really hard.

[HuffPo: Puff iPhone App Simulates Looking Up Girls' Skits (VIDEO)]
[BuzzFeed: Puff! An iPhone App For Perverts]

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The World’s Tiniest Revenge

September 16th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

The world’s shortest man, He Pingping, 20, of China, who stands 2 feet 5.37 inches, met Svetlana Pankratova, 36, the woman with the longest legs (at 4 feet), today in Trafalgar Square to promote the 2009 edition of the Guinness Book of World Records.

Love connection?


He suffers from a type of dwarfism (I’m guessing the dwarfiest kind) which was made so much less freakish by whoever’s decision it was to dress him up like The Last Emperor.

Then things got a lot more awkward when the lady with the giant legs decided to straddle the little guy in the chinky-ass outfit…


…until He Pingping said to the crowd, “Yo! Who’s got an iPhone? Quick! I have the sweetest upskirt photo of all time!!! I’m going to sell this puppy on the internets and make MILLIONS. Does anyone know if giantupskirt.com is taken?! You’re all gonna be working for my tiny ass, like, tomorrow. Suck that, normal-sized bitches.”

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Munny Shot

August 19th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


In a Q&A last week with TV Guide, Olivia Munn talks about being named in Maxim‘s Hot 100 list this year, ranked 99, just in front of Tila Tequila.

Munn says:

“I’m just thankful that it wasn’t the Hot 98 list, because I would not have made it. And I’m glad Tila Tequila wasn’t 99 and I was 100. It is not fair to live in a world where Tila Tequila is considered better than me.”

Dayum, not only is she right in saying so, but boy, what spice she says it with! Olivia is even more saucy than we thought! And if she’s taking public potshots and digs at our least favorite midget, that means we don’t have to. Which means our work is done for us, and we have more time to watch the Olympics and play Rock Band and drink wine and swim laps and browse the Marni fall line. Bottom line: WE LOVE THIS BITCH.

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What the Fuzz?

March 21st, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

It’s shameful enough to try and sell me a cell phone with the implicit promise of an upskirt moment–but honestly, if you’re going to do it, please do make sure that the miniskirt doesn’t have fuzzy lint all over it. I can’t bear to look at it and find that it is simply sloppy, tacky, and fuzzin’ embarrassing.

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Thanks, Thomas!

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Thank You, Maria Sharapova’s Crotch

November 7th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Oh ma lord. Yesterday was an incredible day here at DISGRASIAN HQ. Jen and I were sitting (lounging) in the conference room (tree-filled patio) gulping down work fuel (booze) when we decided to peek at our visitor numbers. Trust me, they’re always high… not that we look… but we couldn’t believe our eyes! Our numbers had skyrocketed to 13 million* unique visits! WOW!

Which means, as we’ve always hoped and dreamed, that you love us. You really love us. Which is great, because we love you too!

Out of curiosity, we peeked at where y’all were comin’ from. ‘Cuz we care about you and your stories and how you find us.

There was the referral page. Looks like you all came for the same reason. We saw, for miles and miles down the page…

…and we get it. Last week’s post on Toyo Shigeta hording photos of the secrets lurking beneath Maria Sharapova’s tennis skirtzzZZZzzZZzzz is currently featured on Buzzfeed, and apparently, that’s what brought most of you here.

Did you all just want to see the magical crotch? We’ve got it.

You want to see it? You want to see it? Here it is, the photo in question that apparently has the courtroom buzzy and our site even buzzier:

Yawn. I’ve seen more exciting between-the-legs action at an 8-year old’s soccer game. But that’s what you came for.

I will admit, it all kind of made us wonder, who is more DISGRASIAN… Shigeta, or YOU? But when we really thought about it, Shigeta doesn’t visit our site, so he’s the loser. You’re here, so you rule!

And you know what, we kind of like you. We invite all of you freaky deaks to stay and poke around awhile. There’s plenty of other upskirt action here!

UPDATE: Click here to see why there won’t be any Sharapova crotch shots at the 2008 Wimbledon.

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Prolly More Than She Wanted to Sharapova

November 1st, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Toyo Shigeta, the head of the Japanese ad agency responsible for Maria Sharapova’s sizzling Canon Powershot ad in 2005, is now the target of a federal lawsuit–he apparently snapped upskirt photos of the tennis vixen to satisfy his icky fetish for crotch snapshots.

Jeez. You’d think with all the options…

…he wouldn’t have to waste any time taking any of those pervy-ass photos himself.

Instead, he chose to violate the princess of Tennis (which our friend at Racqonteur will not be happy about), and we hope he ends up with a racquet up his anus.

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Wanna see the photo? Click here, pervs!

UPDATE: Click here to see why there will be no Sharapova crotch shots at the 2008 Wimbledon.

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PanTy-V

May 8th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Ever feel like it’s just too much work to pretend to find a penny on the ground or stick a mirror on your shoe to get a perfect upskirt view? Well then stop trying so hard, Perv Man! Just go to Japan, where you can see this shit on a game show:

I have so much hope for humanity right now.

(thanks to japanator, a blog about anime and manga, where I found this enlightening video)

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Rinko’s Ki-Coochie

May 2nd, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


BBC News reported today that the Japanese Distributor of mind-numbing blockbuster Babel has issued warnings about the film, due to more than fifteen complaints that a particular scene featuring actress Rinko Kikuchi made them physically ill.

“The concerns are thought to centre on a scene featuring Japanese actress Rinko Kikuchi in a nightclub.

Distributor Gaga Communications has warned it features “highly stimulating effects” such as strobe lighting.

The company has placed warnings about the Oscar-nominated film in national newspapers, on their website and has also requested it to be displayed on posters at about 300 cinemas.”

Err… this film features handfuls of scenes of Japanese teen cooch and we think the “highly stimulating effects” are the STROBE LIGHTS IN THE NIGHT CLUB?

Sounds…fishy.

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