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The World’s Tiniest Revenge
The world’s shortest man, He Pingping, 20, of China, who stands 2 feet 5.37 inches, met Svetlana Pankratova, 36, the woman with the longest legs (at 4 feet), today in Trafalgar Square to promote the 2009 edition of the Guinness Book of World Records.
Love connection?
He suffers from a type of dwarfism (I’m guessing the dwarfiest kind) which was made so much less freakish by whoever’s decision it was to dress him up like The Last Emperor.
Then things got a lot more awkward when the lady with the giant legs decided to straddle the little guy in the chinky-ass outfit…
…until He Pingping said to the crowd, “Yo! Who’s got an iPhone? Quick! I have the sweetest upskirt photo of all time!!! I’m going to sell this puppy on the internets and make MILLIONS. Does anyone know if giantupskirt.com is taken?! You’re all gonna be working for my tiny ass, like, tomorrow. Suck that, normal-sized bitches.”
Filed under: Chinky-Ass Outfits, Dwarfism, Dwarfs, Guinness Book of World Records, He Pingping, Photo Op Victims, Shortest Man, Svetlana Pankratova, Upskirt, Upskirt Photos, World Records
