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Sarah Palin is hopping mad about the image of her that Newsweek used for their recent cover, stating that the photo (originally taken for a profile in Runner’s World) taken out of context is “sexist.”
Sexist? Or just stupid? In my humble opinion: after the age of 22, taking any public photo in shorts is downright irresponsible. I don’t care who the hell you are, what job you’ve got, how great your gams are, how fast you are on a Blackberry, or how many times you wink at me. Not a good idea.
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But goddamn, Grace Park on the cover of the new issue of Maxim makes all of that nonsense look good. I CAN’T HATE. I CAN’T HATE. (Did I just write that??!?)
This People magazine hit newsstands last Friday, promising an “intimate look” at would-be First Family, the McCains:
Now that the writers’ strike is over, we can get back to one of life’s great mysteries: why pretty Sandra Oh takes such gawdawful pictures. Check out the Spring 2008 cover of Canadian rag NUVO:
Sandra Oh: Help! Help! Please help!
911: Ma’am, what is your emergency?
Oh: They shot me. Those bastards shot me.
911: Who shot you?
Oh: I don’t know WHO. I just know those bastards shot me. With a frickin’ Bedazzler.
911: With a…uh, are you okay, ma’am, can you control the bleeding?
Oh: There are rhinestones and…paillettes everywhere. Beads bursting from my chest. I’m so…so cold.