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Sarah Palin Gets Shorty
Sarah Palin is hopping mad about the image of her that Newsweek used for their recent cover, stating that the photo (originally taken for a profile in Runner’s World) taken out of context is “sexist.”
Texting and running--someone should ticket for that
Sexist? Or just stupid? In my humble opinion: after the age of 22, taking any public photo in shorts is downright irresponsible. I don’t care who the hell you are, what job you’ve got, how great your gams are, how fast you are on a Blackberry, or how many times you wink at me. Not a good idea.
[HuffPo: Sarah Palin: Newsweek Cover Showing My Legs "Sexist" (PHOTOS)]
Filed under: Blackberry, Fitness, Fitness Gear, Irresponsibility, MILFs, Newsweek, Runners World, Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin Newsweek Cover, Sarah Palin Short Shorts, Sexist Spin is so '08, Short Shorts, Things Women Over 22 Should Not Do, Unholy Magazine Covers, ZZzzzZzZzZZzzzz
Shot Through The Heart/And You’re To Blame/Grace Park You Give Underboob A Good Name
I’M CONFUSED.
I hate Maxim, I hate butt-to-butt photos, I hate underboob “shirts.”
But goddamn, Grace Park on the cover of the new issue of Maxim makes all of that nonsense look good. I CAN’T HATE. I CAN’T HATE. (Did I just write that??!?)
[Just Jared: Grace Park & Tricia Helfer Cover Maxim Magazine]
Filed under: Beautiful Ladies, Bikinis, Boobs, Butts, Grace Park, Hot Bodies, Maxim, Photographs Maxim, Smoking Hotness, Taking a Hating Break, Unholy Magazine Covers
Meet the McBoobs
This People magazine hit newsstands last Friday, promising an “intimate look” at would-be First Family, the McCains:
As you can see, it’s called “Meet the McCains,” but a more apt headline might be…
Dear god, they’re about to eat Bridget’s head! Run, Bridget, run!
Filed under: Boobs, Bridget McCain, Cindy McCain, Classy, Flesh-Eating Boobs, John McCain, Knockers, Meghan McCain, People Magazine, Unholy Magazine Covers
Interview with a VampirOh
Now that the writers’ strike is over, we can get back to one of life’s great mysteries: why pretty Sandra Oh takes such gawdawful pictures. Check out the Spring 2008 cover of Canadian rag NUVO:
I vant to suck your bloOhd!Terrifying.
Filed under: Awkward Faces, Brad Pitt, Deadly Makeup, Disembodied Heads, Interview With a Vampire, Sandra Oh, Unholy Magazine Covers
Oh, Sandra.
911 Dispatcher: 911. What is your emergency?
Sandra Oh: Help! Help! Please help!
911: Ma’am, what is your emergency?
Oh: They shot me. Those bastards shot me.
911: Who shot you?
Oh: I don’t know WHO. I just know those bastards shot me. With a frickin’ Bedazzler.
911: With a…uh, are you okay, ma’am, can you control the bleeding?
Oh: There are rhinestones and…paillettes everywhere. Beads bursting from my chest. I’m so…so cold.
Filed under: Bedazzler, Grey's Anatomy, Sandra Oh, Unholy Magazine Covers
