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Sarah Palin Gets Shorty

November 18th, 2009 | 9 comments | Posted by Diana

Sarah Palin is hopping mad about the image of her that Newsweek used for their recent cover, stating that the photo (originally taken for a profile in Runner’s World) taken out of context is “sexist.”

Texting and running--someone should ticket for that

Texting and running--someone should ticket for that

Sexist? Or just stupid? In my humble opinion: after the age of 22, taking any public photo in shorts is downright irresponsible. I don’t care who the hell you are, what job you’ve got, how great your gams are, how fast you are on a Blackberry, or how many times you wink at me. Not a good idea.

[HuffPo: Sarah Palin: Newsweek Cover Showing My Legs "Sexist" (PHOTOS)]

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Shot Through The Heart/And You’re To Blame/Grace Park You Give Underboob A Good Name

October 14th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


I hate Maxim, I hate butt-to-butt photos, I hate underboob “shirts.”

But goddamn, Grace Park on the cover of the new issue of Maxim makes all of that nonsense look good. I CAN’T HATE. I CAN’T HATE. (Did I just write that??!?)

[Just Jared: Grace Park & Tricia Helfer Cover Maxim Magazine]


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Meet the McBoobs

September 16th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

This People magazine hit newsstands last Friday, promising an “intimate look” at would-be First Family, the McCains:

As you can see, it’s called “Meet the McCains,” but a more apt headline might be…




Dear god, they’re about to eat Bridget’s head! Run, Bridget, run!

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Interview with a VampirOh

February 13th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Now that the writers’ strike is over, we can get back to one of life’s great mysteries: why pretty Sandra Oh takes such gawdawful pictures. Check out the Spring 2008 cover of Canadian rag NUVO:

I vant to suck your bloOhd!



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Oh, Sandra.

March 10th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

911 Dispatcher: 911. What is your emergency?

Sandra Oh: Help! Help! Please help!

911: Ma’am, what is your emergency?

Oh: They shot me. Those bastards shot me.

911: Who shot you?

Oh: I don’t know WHO. I just know those bastards shot me. With a frickin’ Bedazzler.

911: With a…uh, are you okay, ma’am, can you control the bleeding?

Oh: There are rhinestones and…paillettes everywhere. Beads bursting from my chest. I’m so…so cold.

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