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We Can’t Get Dick Done In This Heat, But USA Today Has Found A Way

July 7th, 2011 | 3 comments | Posted by Jen

Y’all. Sorry for the lack of posts recently. It’s hot and we’re bothered, and I don’t mean that in a good way. The same can’t be said for USA Today, which posted this graphic last Friday:

Looks like the sun is about to blow himself, doesn’t it? And, you know, if that’s what it takes to lower temps around here, by all means.

[via @charlesapple]

Thanks, VMM!

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