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When Malakars Collide
American Idol also-ran Shyamali “Hooters” Malakar was in attendance last night at the show taping, accompanied by a greazy skeezy plus one.
GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Heeeeehh–
SHYAMALI: Are people staring at my tits?
GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Uhhhhhh–
SHYAMALI: O. M. G. People are totally staring at my tits. (squeals with excitement)
GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Baaaaaaaaaaaa–
SHYAMALI: Wait, are people staring at Paula’s old tits? Shit.
GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Burrrrrrrr–
SHYAMALI: Fuck. Me. No one is staring at my tits. Fuckity-fuck-fuck duck-fuck.
GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Fuuuuuuuuuuuu–
SHYAMALI: Why aren’t they staring at my tits??? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
SHYAMALI: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
SHYAMALI: (sniffs) At least you’re staring at my tits.
GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…dude. That’s disgusting. You’re my fuckin’ sister.
Source: Fox
Filed under: American Idol, Greazy Skeezy Plus Ones, Shyamali Malakar, Tit-gazing, Tits With Ambition