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March 13th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

American Idol also-ran Shyamali “Hooters” Malakar was in attendance last night at the show taping, accompanied by a greazy skeezy plus one.

GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Heeeeehh–

SHYAMALI: Are people staring at my tits?

GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Uhhhhhh–

SHYAMALI: O. M. G. People are totally staring at my tits. (squeals with excitement)

GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Baaaaaaaaaaaa–

SHYAMALI: Wait, are people staring at Paula’s old tits? Shit.

GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Burrrrrrrr–

SHYAMALI: Fuck. Me. No one is staring at my tits. Fuckity-fuck-fuck duck-fuck.

GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Fuuuuuuuuuuuu–

SHYAMALI: Why aren’t they staring at my tits??? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

SHYAMALI: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

SHYAMALI: (sniffs) At least you’re staring at my tits.

GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…dude. That’s disgusting. You’re my fuckin’ sister.

Source: Fox

Disgrasian Dictionary

Racial Dilettante –: A person who dabbles in the affect of another race or races (see Racial Drag), particularly when that race is “IN.”
Samurite –: White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.
Blasian –: Black Asian. And badass.
MALAPROPASIAN –: Asian who uses sucky speech, or sucky speech used by Asians.
CHINYSTERIA –: The alarmist fear that China is our new enemy and wants to poison our food, eat our dogs, take over the country and force us all to speak Ching-Chong.