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Intern Jasmine’s Links Of The Daysian
Apparently, the Sad Keanu meme made Keanu Reeves so happy that he wrote a book about it. [The Guardian]
Quite the Casual Friday: Shanghai man goes to work in his Iron Man suit, which is actually REALLY impressive. [Laughing Squid]
Teen Vogue’s Eva Chen’s personal Tumblr blog is stylish, charming, and totally follow-worthy. [whatever eva wants]
Starlet Tila Tequila recently revealed that she suffers from an eating disorder. [Radaronline.com via Thick Dumpling Skin]
An Aussie newsman attempted to tell the Dalai Lama a joke, which happened to not be funny. But the video is. [Boing Boing]
Pretty B-list, even for B-listers: the wedding of former boy bander Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo will be televised. [PopSugar - thanks, Diana!]
I “dye”! Folks in China are dyeing their pets to look like wild animals, and it’s kinda freakin’ adorable. [CNN - Global Public Square]
Filed under: eva chen, Intern Jasmine's Links of the Daysian, Iron Man, Keanu Reeves, Nick Lachey, ode to happiness, Sad Keanu, Thick Dumpling Skin, Tila Tequila, Tumblr, Vanessa Minnillo
Intern Jasmine’s Links Of The Daysian
I see London! I see France! I see Olivia Munn’s vajayjay on the cover of Maxim magazine! [FOX 411]
DISGRASIANtern Jasmine’s No. 1 celebrity beau, Harry Shum, Jr., knows how to handle his light saber. [Ross Ching]
YouTube makeup diva GlowPinkStah’s Black Swan makeup tutorial is hilarious, and less likely than the film to give you nightmares full of intense red eyes. [YouTube]
Stick a fork in it – even Tila Tequila‘s given up on MySpace. [Boing Boing]
Don’t have a boyfriend? Never had a boyfriend? Luan Legacy wants you to calm the eff down already: “It’s like getting your period! It happens at different times! For different people!” [YouTube via YOMYOMF]
Filed under: Black Swan makeup, GlowPinkStah, Harry Shum Jr., Luan Legacy, Maxim, Maxim magazine, MySpace, Olivia Munn, Ross Ching, Tila Tequila, youtube tutorial
Has Tila Met Her Crazian Match?
Photo of Garry Sun, "a lunatic" accusing Tila Tequila of kidnapping his girlfriend, from MissTilaOMG.com
We haven’t checked in on Tila Tequila in awhile, but she’s home again (in TMZ’s headlines)–this time, involved in a kidnapping plot that involves armed men, travel across state lines, wife-thieving, death threats and a restraining order.
Sounds like just an average day for Ms. Nguyen. But this time, she’s not the one making the crazy claims. Wait, WHAT?
Here’s the scoop: Miss Tila has been accused of kidnapping the girlfriend of Garry Sun, an LA photographer that was apparently fired some time ago from a job on her website (photo above).
From TMZ:
Photographer Garry Sun filed an application for a restraining order in L.A. County Superior Court, claiming on October 19, Tila and the armed men drove to the Texas house of his alleged girlfriend, Shyla Jennings, kidnapped her, somehow got Shyla on a plane and flew her to L.A.
Sun claims Tila then threatened Shyla … If anyone notified cops, she and Garry would be toast.
Tila’s rep says the claims are “patently absurd” (she also responded to the allegations in a blog post entitled, “GARRY SUN IS A CRAZY, DELUSIONAL EX-EMPLOYEE WHO HAD A DANGEROUS FATAL ATTRACTION TOWARDS ME!“) but we hate to say… absurdity is kind of the woman’s forte. Dare we follow this story to see who the real crazian is? We’re scared, no matter who’s telling the truth lying less.
[TMZ: Photog Claims Tila Tequila Kidnapped His Girlfriend]
[Miss Tila OMG: GARRY SUN IS A CRAZY, DELUSIONAL EX-EMPLOYEE WHO HAD A DANGEROUS FATAL ATTRACTION TOWARDS ME!]
Filed under: Crazians, Garry Sun, Kidnapping, Shyla Jennings, Tila Tequila, TMZ
Intern Jasmine’s Links Of The Daysian
Vaseline has created a face-whitening application for Facebook users in India to promote its Healthy White Skin Lightening Cream, because, um, yeah, that sounds really, really healthy. [Feministing]
Like AT&T in the 80′s, Ichiro Suzuki reaches out and touches someone. [MLB]
You break it, you DON’T buy it: Finally, a place for women having their lady time, in Shenyang, China. [People's Daily Online]
Tila Tequila is no longer part of Celebrity Rehab. Is it because she’s no longer a celebrity, or because she can’t be rehabilitated, or because no one gives a shit? Hmm. [RadarOnline]
Hayao Miyazaki likens iPad use to masturbation. Like that’s a problem?! [Gizmodo]
A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas already sounds like the greatest motherfuckin’ Christmas movie of all time. [MTV.com]
We can see why Prince said that the internet is over. Presenting…Kate Gosselin in a coolie hat. [Just Jared]
Filed under: Celebrity Rehab, China, Coolie Hats Aren't Cool, Dr. Drew is not Tila's co-pilot, Feministing, Harold and Kumar, Hayao Miyazaki, Ichiro, Ichiro Suzuki, India, iPad, Kate Gosselin, Lady Time, MLB, Skin Lightening, skin whitening, They tried to make her go to rehab she said no no no, Tila Tequila, Vaseline, Vaseline is trying to whitewash y'all
We’ve Stopped Being Confused
Love the astroturf.
Love the blonde hair.
Love the (blue) cross eyes.
Love the boob grab.
Love the cat pose asana.
Love the rump tunnel.
Love the Mickey Mouse gloves.
Love the crazy feathers.
Love the period sash.
Love the hooker shoes.
LOVE. LOVE. LOVE. LOVE.
And by “love,” we mean: MAKE IT STOP FOREVER.
[via DListed]
Filed under: Never Was-es, Tila Tequila, Tila Tequila Blonde Hair, Tila Tequila Is Batshit, Tila Tequila On All Fours On The Red Carpet
Proof Positive OMG Tila Tequila’s OMG Lost All Sense Of Reality OMG
LIKE WOW OMG WTF LOL!!!!!!!!!
Tila Tequila has a gossip blog called MissTilaOMG.com!!! OMG!!! And like Tila, it has a VERY tenuous grip on reality!!! For example! Gossip Cop reported today that Tila posted about Drew Barrymore’s tell-all coloring book!!! And she asked her readers if they’d buy it and who exactly was the intended audience?! OMG!!! Because it, like, deals with adult themes like addiction and SEXuality!!!!!
Only problem is, the coloring book isn’t REAL!!! It’s a fake-as-Tila’s-breasts story from The Onion!!! WATCH BELOW LOL!!!!!!!
Continue reading Proof Positive OMG Tila Tequila’s OMG Lost All Sense Of Reality OMG
Filed under: Bad Reporting, Drew Barrymore Coloring Book, Dumbasses, Exclamation Point Abuse, Fact Checking, Fake Tits, Gossip Sites, Idiots, Miss Tila OMG, OMG, Reality Checks, Reality Has-Beens, STFU, The Onion, Tila Nguyen, Tila Tequila
AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! The Month Of May (Asian-Pacific American Heritage Month)
You may or may not already know that May is Asian-Pacific American Heritage Month. It’s a month meant to celebrate Asians and Pacific Islanders in the United States, all of us! We at DISGRASIAN like to look at this time as an opportunity to take a collective hating break, and to really take note of the wacky and diverse population of AAPIs in this country–AMAZIANS and DISGRASIANS alike! Love or hate, we’re all brothers and sisters.
And fairy godfathers.
Norman Mineta
Or beautiful family friends that you wish would adopt you away from your Hardass Asian Parents.
Tamlyn Tomita
Or crazy aunts that you wish would stop attending family parties. Continue reading AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! The Month Of May (Asian-Pacific American Heritage Month)
Filed under: Angry Asian Man, Asian Americans, Asian Americans United, Asian-Pacific American Heritage Month, Bai Ling, Kal Penn, May, Norman Mineta, Phil Yu, President Barack Obama, Taking a Hating Break, Tamlyn Tomita, Tila Tequila, We Are Family
JOB LISTING: Design Under(Outer?)wear For Tila
TILA’S TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR HER “FASHION LINE!” Underoo designers, this could be your big break!
1) I already have everything taken care of so you dont [sic] have to worry about putting out money for anything. I of course am the CEO of this new fashion line, my [sic] appointed my sister as the President in Charge, and now we are giving people out there a chance to be a part of our team and become billionaires! No. I am not Kidding.
So listen, me and my sister are already getting the fabrics and coming up with the designs, however, this line is going to be very big so we need at least a few more designers on board! So if you are an aspiring fashion designer, stylist, etc, well here is your chance to be a part of something massive!!!!
Here’s what you have to do for us to accept you into our team:
First of all this is my fashion line so it has to represent me. So I like stuff that is edgy, cutting edge, chic, sexy, not trashy or cheap looking, glamourous [sic], high fashion, outrageous, bedazzles, etc….. give me the best you got!!!!! Now instructions below on how u will be accepted to join my fashion team:
1) draw up sketches and designs of your most creative designs, what fabric, etc.
2) the more variety of ideas you can send us, the better so we can see what your style is.
Continue reading JOB LISTING: Design Under(Outer?)wear For Tila
Filed under: Bedazzling, Bitch Is So Fuckin' Loony, Certifiable Peeps, Crazians, Delusion, Disgrasian Designers, Fantasy Business, Fashion Lines, Getting Liberal With Titles, Here We Go Again, Job Listings, Lingerie, President In Charge, Secret Clubs, The Parent Trap, Tila Tequila, Tila Tequila Is Batshit, Tila Tequila Lingerie Line, Tila Tequila's "Sister", Underwear, Ways To Get Your Intellectual Property Stolen
Home At Last
It’s been so long since I’ve been gone
Another day might be too long for me
Traveling around I’ve had my fill
Of broken dreams and dirty deals
Continue reading Home At Last
Filed under: All the Wrong Career Moves, Coming Home, Crazians, Famous-For-Nothings, NYC, So she DOES have a talent!, Strip Clubs, Stripper Poles, Strippers, Tila Tequila, Tila Tequila Is Batshit, Weird Celebrity Behavior, Where is Rock Bottom?, You Can't Go Home Again
I Have A Dream For Tila Tequila
…that one day, diarrhea of the mouth will cease to ail her, her internal fictions will subside…
…and that she will be immortalized in the flesh:
Tila has never looked cuter!
Only then will she truly be at peace.
[Carlton Jordan: Tila Tequila Australian Interview - "Don't Disrespect The Ambassador!"]
[Tat via Neatorama]
Thanks, Jasmine!
Filed under: Crazians, Diarrhea Of the Mouth, Hannibal Lecter, Hannibal Lecter Hello Kitty Tattoo, Hello Kitty, Liars, Muzzles, Tattoos, Tila Tequila, What the fucking fuck us that tattoo?
DISGWITTER OF THE WEAK! Tila Tequila, Twitter Quitter-Quitter
After quitting Twitter Monday, citing the need “2 TAKE CARE OF MY BABY” and claiming that her time on the social network had “run it’s [sic] course,” Tila Tequila rejoined early Thursday, Radar Online reports.
This time around, however, Tila’s page is “secret.” Like, tippity Top Secret. Like Classified Information secret. Like I’d-tell-you-but-I’d-have-to-kill-you secret. Her reasoning being, as she Tweeted on her new “secret” page, to keep out the “filthy haters” and “Media peeps.”
Continue reading DISGWITTER OF THE WEAK! Tila Tequila, Twitter Quitter-Quitter
Filed under: Crazy Bitches, Nobody Loves a Quitter, Poorly-Kept Secrets, Tila Nguyen, Tila Tequila, Tila Tequila Quits Twitter, Tila Tequila Rejoins Twitter, Tila Tequila Twitter, Tila's Hotspot
BREAKING NEWS!!! Tila Tequila Is A Twitter Quitter
Holy shit. TILA HAS STOPPED TWEETING.
Wait. That’s not breaking news. That’s not even news!!! What the fuck is wrong with us? Maybe we’ve been watching too much CNN these days or something.
(Proceeding to flog selves)
[E!: Tila Tequila Turns Off Twitter]
Source
Thanks, Jasmine!
Filed under: Celebrity Twitter, Celebrity Twitterers, Finally, Internet Omnipresence, Shut It Down, Social Networking, Tila Tequila, Tila Tequila Cancels Twitter Account, Tila Tequila Is Batshit, Tila Tequila Twitter
