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Love the astroturf.
Love the blonde hair.
Love the (blue) cross eyes.
Love the boob grab.
Love the cat pose asana.
Love the rump tunnel.
Love the Mickey Mouse gloves.
Love the crazy feathers.
Love the period sash.
Love the hooker shoes.
LOVE. LOVE. LOVE. LOVE.
And by “love,” we mean: MAKE IT STOP FOREVER.
TILA’S TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR HER “FASHION LINE!” Underoo designers, this could be your big break!
1) I already have everything taken care of so you dont [sic] have to worry about putting out money for anything. I of course am the CEO of this new fashion line, my [sic] appointed my sister as the President in Charge, and now we are giving people out there a chance to be a part of our team and become billionaires! No. I am not Kidding.
So listen, me and my sister are already getting the fabrics and coming up with the designs, however, this line is going to be very big so we need at least a few more designers on board! So if you are an aspiring fashion designer, stylist, etc, well here is your chance to be a part of something massive!!!!
Here’s what you have to do for us to accept you into our team:
First of all this is my fashion line so it has to represent me. So I like stuff that is edgy, cutting edge, chic, sexy, not trashy or cheap looking, glamourous [sic], high fashion, outrageous, bedazzles, etc….. give me the best you got!!!!! Now instructions below on how u will be accepted to join my fashion team:
1) draw up sketches and designs of your most creative designs, what fabric, etc.
2) the more variety of ideas you can send us, the better so we can see what your style is.
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It’s been so long since I’ve been gone
Another day might be too long for me
Traveling around I’ve had my fill
Of broken dreams and dirty deals
Continue reading Home At Last
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Holy shit. TILA HAS STOPPED TWEETING.
Wait. That’s not breaking news. That’s not even news!!! What the fuck is wrong with us? Maybe we’ve been watching too much CNN these days or something.
(Proceeding to flog selves)
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