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Intern Jasmine’s Links Of The Daysian
Ngu developments: Assistant Kayden Nguyen has dropped the sexual assault lawsuit she filed against former employer (and previous DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK) Steven Seagal. [CBS News]
Flywheel Sports no longer wants Tiki Barber‘s cheating ass to be their spokesperson, and–ouch–they’re also suing him for $1 million. [New York Post]
Gizmodo editor Jason Chen is finally getting his stuff back, as the San Mateo county DA is pulling the Gizmodo iPhone 4 warrant. Does he get a free iPhone case, too? [Boing Boing]
File under UNFUNNY STUFF: Joran van der Sloot is being investigated in connection with the disappearance of Thai women that occurred while he was in Bangkok, working as a recruiter for the sex trade. [The Enquirer]
Filed under: Flywheel Sports, Gizmodo, iPhone 4, Jason Chen, Joran van der Sloot, K-Town, Kayden Nguyen, MTV Iggy, Sadness, Steven Seagal, Tiki Barber
Intern Jasmine’s Links Of The Daysian
Bruce Lee‘s screen test for “The Green Hornet”: hotness for the ages, y’all. [Cinematical]
Tiki Barber, who left wife Ginny for a 23 year old former NBC intern, is broke and may not be able to pay his divorce settlement. [NY Post]
Samsung’s new phone is called :). [Gizmodo]
Slumdog Millionaire composer A.R. Rahman postponed the rest of his North American tour after part of the show’s infrastructure collapsed, damaging part of the stage and causing minor injuries to crew members. [L.A. Times]
Shu Uemura mirrored false eyelashes are like mini disco balls for your eyes. Also they are de rigeur for the DISGRASIANtern uniform. [StyleCrunch]
Filed under: Bruce Lee's hotness is timeless, Samsung, Shu Uemura, Tiki Barber
DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! 10 People And/Or Things We Hope Get Dick Cancer
Y’all. Y’ALL. What was up with this week? Why was everyone being such a dick? Was mercury in some kind of dickish retrograde? Was there an excess of dickage in the air? Was there some kind of discount offered on dick pipes? Was it, like, International Be-A-Dick Week? Was there a big VIP dick party that we weren’t invited to (and why not, you dicks)? Seriously, what was with all this whatthedickery?
Don’t know what we mean? What kind of dickhole have you been hiding in? (And is there extra room there? We’re kinda all dicked-out at the moment.) Not to be a total dick and ruin your dick-free week, but if you don’t know what we’re talking about, you don’t know dick. So let’s stop dicking around and get down to business.
NAME: Adam Carolla
WHY HE’S A DICK: He fucked with Intern Jasmine’s homeland and #1 homey, Manny Pacquiao. And she, along with an army of pissed-off Pinoys, ain’t feelin’ that half-assed mea culpa he posted on Twitter.
OUR SOLUTION: Dick Cancer
NAME: The Shen Neng 1 Continue reading DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! 10 People And/Or Things We Hope Get Dick Cancer
Filed under: Adam Carolla Disses Manny Pacquiao, Akron OH Orientals, Anti-Abortion Crazies, Chinese Coal Ship Rams Great Barrier Reef, Cocks, Dick Cancer, Dickheads, Dicks, Disgrasians of the Weak, Father Joseph Palanivel Jeyapaul, Ginny Barber, Joey Lo, M. Night Shyamalan, North Korea, Orientals, Patrick Kim McDermott, Pricks, Shadows In the Cloud Hackers, Shen Neng 1, The Last Airbender, The Vatican, Tiki Barber, We Are Not Mascots Motherfucker
Project Disgrunway: Two Perspectives
Oh lawdy have we been experiencing technical difficulties down at DISGRASIAN HQ today. Diana’s interwebz went down, I lost my digital camera AND discovered that I had erased–in a cracked-out haze brought on by my sleep medication–Wednesday’s episode of Project Runway, the subject of this post. Plus, it’s raining in L.A., which always makes me think that something disastrous is right around the corner (car wrecks, mudslides, the ruination of suede boots).
But enough about us and our sucky Friday. We all know that the last Project Runway was sartorial vomit, kinda like the caramel-colored mess my dog yakked up on the living room rug after he ate a big beef bone last night. The designers had to create an outfit for ex-New York Giant running back Tiki Barber to wear on-air at his current job, The Today Show. To guide them in this challenge was Ginny Barber, Tiki’s hot Asian wife who clearly calls the shots in the relationship (he cites the fact that he is pussywhipped, er, I mean, that she has a huge influence over his style, about 800 times during the episode).
The Baller and The Ballbuster: A Love Story
When Ginny entered the design studio to meet the designers, Christian, the pocket (as in you-could-put-him-in-yours) gay got all awestruck and later described the encounter like this:
“In came this faaaaabulous asian woman. Who is so tan and gorgeous. I love Asians. Asians are fierce.”
The next day, I received two very different responses to Christian’s Asian Worship in my inbox.
One was from our friend Jasmine, DISGRASIANista extraordinaire, who wrote: “I was all ‘Dude, YES.’”
That was followed by a missive from one of our best gays, “N”: “There was a DISGRASIAN moment last night when Ginny arrived for some nonsense in the studio, prompting the twerpy Christian (who looks like Road Runner on PCP) to say something mindless like ‘I love Asians!’…the whole notion of fierceness as applied to anything other than giant cats in the wild seems thoroughly bankrupt.”
Of course, we’re inclined to agree with Jasmine and make Christian, despite that tragic asymmetrical haircut, our new BFF. But “N” makes a good point. Perhaps it was more of a disgaysian moment than a DISGRASIAN moment. And, I mean, the pictures don’t lie.
Beep Beep!
Filed under: Asymmetrical Haircuts, Ballbusters, Ballers, Being Fierce Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry, Both Sides of the Aisle, Disgaysians, Ginny Barber, Project Runway, Road Runner on PCP, Tiki Barber
