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Assimilasian?

July 16th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Here’s the thing: sometimes being racist is funny!

I can’t think of a good example off the top of my head, but I do believe that being at least semi-attractive with a brain larger than a peanut is required to pull it off.

Unfortunately for YouTube’s man-faced, self-appointed advice columnist, neither of those qualities seem to be present. Shame!

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DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK!

May 4th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

And the winner is…the Los Angeles Police Department! Riot gear, rubber bullets, and beating down non-violent protesters with batons? That’s a disgrace to all races.


Mayor Villaraigosa, you better do something.

Or we shame your ass next week.

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Let Them Eat Shitty Cake

May 1st, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Ever wonder what a DISGRASIAN douchebag looks like?

The smug mug of Bei Da’s Professor Xia Yueliang

China Daily reports that Beijing University economist Xia Yueliang said recently:

“The government is not obliged or liable to help low- and middle-income Chinese families own their own house, such as affordable houses because there is low-rent housing as well”…

Xia, dubbed “an economist in pursuit of equality and freedom,” likened home ownership to gourmet food, saying the government will prevent the poor from starving to death but is not responsible to feed them well.

Given that the World Bank estimates 40% of the Chinese urban population is living below their country’s poverty line, this shit is unacceptable.

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CBS Seems Like a Great Place

April 23rd, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


The OCA (Organization of Chinese Americans) spoke out yesterday against a JV & Elvis radio segment–a prank call made to a Chinese restaurant–that aired twice on WFNY 92.3 Free FM, a subsidiary of CBS Radio.

China Economic Net reports on these douchebags’ clever antics:

In the segment, the caller began by telling the first restaurant employee, “I would like some Asian food, son of a bitch” as well as to the second employee, “I would love to have lots of Asian food, son of a bitch.”

The caller then told the restaurant’s female employee, “Should I come to your restaurant so I can see you naked? ” and continued, “That way, I can see your hot Asian spicy ass.”

As the caller went on, he told another employee that he would like some “flied lice,” but not “some old dung” and indicated that “I am training in Kung Fu, bitch” before ending with “Tell that hot Asian girl answering the telephone, I’d like to tap her ass.”


Hey man, what’s with the rage? If you ask me, CBS Radio is on a roll! In fact, they should have called Don Imus into the studio for a little microphone party. Oh oh oh– and to step it up a notch they should have just sent some lackey down to the restaurant, found the girl with the most paltry grasp of the English language, and threatened to rape her. Funny! Laughs!

Another thought: This call would have been soooo much funnier if they would have made it to Les Moonves’ wife Julie Chen. Less opportunity for flied food jokes, but still HILARIOUS!

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How Now Brown Couch Slur

April 20th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

AP reported this story yesterday about a Toronto woman who was horrified to discover that her new couch bore a label with a racial slur on it:

“TORONTO, Ontario (AP) — Doris Moore was shocked when her new couch was delivered to her Toronto home with a label that used a racial slur to describe the dark brown shade of the upholstery.

The situation waseven more alarming for Moore because it was her 7-year-old daughter who pointed out ‘nigger brown’ on the tag.”

The blame game was played all the way down the line to a Kingsoft, Inc., a Chinese software company, whose translating program exchanges the N-word for the phrase “dark brown.” The spokesperson for Kingsoft claims they got the definition from an outdated Chinese-English dictionary.

Hmm.

My turn to play the blame game:


DISGRASIAN #1: Vanaik Furniture, where Moore bought the sofa, who told AP that the dark brown couches have been a “best seller.”

DISGRASIAN #2: Kingsoft Corp. “I know this is a very bad word,” Huang Luoyi, a product manager for the Beijing-based company’s translation software, told The Associated Press in a telephone interview.

DISGRASIAN #3: Paul Kumar of Cosmos Furniture in Toronto, who denied responsibility and wouldn’t tell the name of the couch’s Chinese manufacturer. “It’s not my fault. It’s not the manufacturers’ fault,” he said, adding that Kingsoft was to blame.

DISGRASIAN #4: That damn outdated Chinese-English Dictionary. I shouldn’t have to say why, but here’s a hint: “DARK BROWN translates to…”


and lastly,


DISGRASIAN #5: America. The word never had to belong to any lexicon. But it does to ours.

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Cirque de Violence

April 13th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

PETA recently seeded this video documenting the violent abuse of Asian and African elephants being trained for circus performance.

I won’t filter this with a joke. THIS SHIT IS UNACCEPTABLE.

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Tokyo Tunes Fall to a New Lo-han.

April 12th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Here’s a sad story. Last night in Tokyo…


Hollywood’s least talented female DJ Samantha Ronson showed Hollywood’s worst aspiring DJ Lindsay Lohan the ropes (how to make a record weep and look like Boy George while doing it) on the turntables at Warehouse.

Ears bled. Babies Cried. Everybody in the room died.

The last part didn’t happen quite like that, but I’m sure everyone in the room pretty much wanted it to. Ok, I wish…

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Disgratino Idol

April 11th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

What I never realized until last night is what an educational show American Idol is. First off, J.Lo really does know how to speak Spanish–she taught LaKisha how to say “conga.” Second, apparently Latinos have one thing in common—love of the color red.





Everywhere I looked, I SAW RED. Li-trally. I mean, don’t get me wrong. I always suspected that Latinos were fiery and spicy. TV ads for salsa, the Sharks from West Side Story, and Charo all gave me clues. But now I know for certain.

I also learned last night that it’s okay to yell out “Ay! Ay! Ay!” like Blight Lewis did after he sang, to express his Latin-tinged excitement. I had NO IDEA that Blight was part-Latino. ¡Ay Caramba! ¡Muy caliente!

Since I, too, have always loved the color red, that settles it. I’ve made my decision.

Sign me up with the Sharks! Let’s rumble, my Latino brethren!

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Source: West Side Story

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Disgrasian Dining

April 9th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Diana first introduced me to Katsuya, which has become one of my favorite sushiterias in L.A. Although it is turning into the In ‘N’ Out Burger of raw fish–with three locations here, two more opening, and one to come in My Hammy–there is nothing in the world quite like their crispy rice with spicy tuna.

The sushi chefs blowtorch the rice, shave a little jalapeno pepper on top of the tuna, et voila…perfection.

Philippe Starck designed the third Katsuya, which opened last year in Brentwood with much annoying fanfare. I still prefer eating at the original Studio City location, however, for one simple reason. Katsuya Brentwood looks…

…like an insane asylum cafeteria in Tokyo.

Not that I have anything against cold, sterile spaces that call to mind J. Lo’s dressing room as per the infamous “white room, white drapes, white couches, white candles” rider. Nor do I have anything against designer Philippe Starck. That is, until tonight, when I saw this billboard on the Strip and almost cracked up my Volvo:

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Disgrasian Juice

April 1st, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Allow me to describe a typical morning of mine to you. I wake up. I’m stoked that it’s before noon. I unsheath the NY Times and the LA Times from their plastic bags. I go straight to the sports pages. And then I think, Know what would make this morning perfect? A little O.J.

I pick some oranges from the tree in my backyard. I throw away the half-eaten ones that the obese, finicky squirrels have left behind. Then, I cut the good oranges in half and mash them to a pulp on MY CHINKY-ASS COOLIE RICE-PADDY HAT HEAD JUICER. That’s right. I just said My Chinky-Ass Coolie Rice-Paddy Hat Head Juicer.


See how happy this boycott Alessi products Chinky-Ass Coolie Rice-Paddy Hat Head Juicer looks? Wouldn’t it just brighten up your mornings? I can’t wait to get this Chinky-Ass Coolie Rice-Paddy Hat Head Juicer for my new best friend:


She loves Chinks. She loves Coolies. And she smells like ass.

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