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Pussycat Dolls Ho It Up
Quicker than you can say “bandwagon” and “money train,” the Pussycat Dolls have remixed Oscar-winning Best Song, “Jai Ho,” which Ryan Seacrest debuted on his morning radio show Monday.
Listen to these Jai Hos here.
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Thanks, Jasmine!
Filed under: A.R. Rahman, Freida Pinto, Jai Ho, Oscar Sweeps, Oscar Winners, Pussycat Doll Remix Jai Ho, Ryan Seacrest, Saris, Slumdog Millionaire, The Pussycat Dolls
Skanks Gotta Stick Together
The Pussycat Dolls’ Nicole Scherzinger said this week that she’d welcome Sarah Palin into her group if the Republican ticket fails in November.
“She seems like a headstrong woman, a tough chick. And she’s hot,” Scherzinger said.
And we can’t think of a better use of Palin’s talents! Especially after the last few weeks, when the VP-wannabe has demonstrated all too well that she can get down and dirty. Plus, Palin is hot, and we think she’d look smoking in a latex dress, despite her aversion to rubbers.
Filed under: Beautiful Filipina Women, Hot Women, Latex Dress, Nicole Scherzinger, Pinaysians, Plan B, Rubber Dress, Rubbers, Sarah Palin, Sex Education, Skanks, Sticking Together, The Pussycat Dolls, Wannabes
DISGRASIAN Fall Reading List
Okay, so I know reading lists are more of a summer thing, and some of you are back in school and already slaves to your syllabi, but how fun would a DISGRASIAN book club be? We could time our meetings to coincide with our periods, drink magnums of red Burgundy, smoke a jay, ooh and aah over each others’ cute shoes, talk lit-rature, and pretend we’re really smart and well-read (which is kinda like how I got through college, minus the good French wine, because beggars and students with Stafford loans can’t be choosers). To kick this thing off, I’ve drawn up a reading list.
Also covered in this 144-page memoir vibrating with a heretofore unseen honesty this side of James Frey: How to Be a Drive-Bisexual. How to Wear Fake Balloon Tits without Blowing Out Your Back. How to Work That Pole. How to Fake-Cry. How to Dump Your TV Boyfriend/Girlfriend. And: How to Hide That Oozy Herpes Cold Sore.
The Pussycat Dolls recently endorsed this book about past-life regression, and, as we all know, their stamp of approval on all matters of intellectual import is SOLID GOLD. Pussycat Doll founder Robin Antin says, “(Many Lives, Many Masters) is about reincarnation, finding your soul mate, and people who are in your lives for a reason.” Methinks it’s only a matter of time before that makes it as a backcover blurb.
(* Many Lives, Many Masters is not to be confused with Many Lives, Many Masturbators, another Pussycat Doll favorite.)
The Booker Prize shortlist – The White Tiger, The Secret Scripture, Sea of Poppies, The Clothes on Their Backs, The Northern Clemency, and A Fraction of the Whole
I know, I know, you’re thinking, Crap, that’s a whole lotta books. This doesn’t sound fun anymore. Does it help to know that a writer for London’s Daily Telegraph distilled the books down to this:
“Token Asian; Oirish misery novelist; another token Asian; Guardian woman; gay; token Australian wild-card with beard who looks definitely a bit foreign.“
Kinda saves us the trouble of actually reading them, when we’re being told that the books are a bunch of PC garbage-truck, tokenizing drivel (Do two Asians on one shortlist still make them tokens? Just checking).
Cool! That means we can skip the book part of our book club and get down to what really matters–drinking, smoking, and talking about each others’ shoes. Gaw, reading is so fun!
Filed under: Author Tila Tequila, Awards, Balloon Tits, Book Club, Herpes, Man Booker Prize, Many Lives Many Masters, Masturbators, Reading, Reading List, The Pussycat Dolls
Nicole Scherzinger on Racial Drag
The Pussycat Dolls at NY Fashion Week’s Fashion Rocks last Friday
Nicole Scherzinger on wearing a sari:
“This is my first time in a sari
because somebody told me Bollywood is really hot right now. It feels amazing but not quite as sexy as latex pants. I feel like a whole nother person. I put this on and I feel so beautiful and just in touch with all the different cultures and backgrounds that I’m made of. And now for an awkward, non-sequiter shout-out to my fans: Just be true to yourself and stay beautiful.
…I’m so honored if people think that I’m Indian or look Indian instead of a plastic surgery nightmare. Growing up…I didn’t always have a lot of people to look up to who looked like me [cue world's smallest violin]. And I love that everywhere I go [everywhere??--Ed.], even in India, people think, wow, she belongs to us. [Please, for the love of God, India--take this crazy bitch off our hands.--Ed.]“
Filed under: Bollywood, Fashion Rocks, Fashism, New York Fashion Week, Nicole Scherzinger, Plastic Surgery, Racial Drag, Sorry Saris, The Pussycat Dolls, Weird Monologues
Ne-Yo So Sick of Britney
Poor Brit Brit. Blasian R&B artist Ne-Yo wrote some songs for her next album but gave them instead to Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls after Britney had her mental meltdown last year. Ne-Yo contends that it was Britney who flaked and only got her panties-she-never-wears in a twist when she discovered that he had given the songs to Nicole.
“I heard that she was upset with me,” Ne-Yo says, “and, you know, I don’t care.”
Meanwhile, Britney is looking better these days, if a little dead/medicated in the eyes, but she doesn’t hold a candle to Nicole, who, skanky as she is, is undeniably smokin’. Here’s the one non-stripper snap of the Pinaysian Pussycat that we were able to find on the world wide web-o-sphere:
Very Maria Callas. We like.
Filed under: Blasians, Britney Spears, Maria Callas, Mental Illness, Ne-Yo, Nicole Scherzinger, Pinay Powerhouses, Pinaysians, Smokin' Hot, The Pussycat Dolls, Yesterday's News Is Tomorrow's Fish and Chip Paper
