DISGRASIAN™

Shameful member of the tribe who also happens to be gay.

The Honda Element and the Toyota Scion; souped-up Acuras; a brand spankin’-new Infiniti.

Foreign language spoken by business-minded people who see dollar signs in the place of one billion slanty-eyes.

An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.

A person who fetishizes Asian dress, food, religion, and/or culture, often to the detriment of his/her own health and that of others. Example: Jeremy Piven.