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BABEWATCH: The Walking Dead‘s Glenn, aka The Last Asian Man Standing In The Zombie-pocalypse

Name: Glenn

Age: Twenty-something

Hails from: Atlanta

Occupation: Pizza delivery boy (pre-Zombie-pocalypse)

This is how deep in I get with zombie stories: during the cold open of episode 2 of The Walking Dead, which aired Sunday, when the sheriff’s deputy was trapped in the tank, counting how many bullets he had in his 9mm clip, I was thinking to myself, “Note to self: acquire better gun skills in order to increase chances of surviving the zombie-pocalypse. Also: acquire more canned goods,” because, you know, five minutes into a TV show about undead flesh-eating creatures, I’m thinking, OF COURSE THIS SHIT IS REAL.

So.

By my own apocalogic, Glenn–played by actor Steven Yeun–is a catch. He presumably Continue reading BABEWATCH: The Walking Dead‘s Glenn, aka The Last Asian Man Standing In The Zombie-pocalypse

Filed under: AMC The Walking Dead, Geeks, Glenn The Walking Dead, Korean-Americans, Steven Yeun, Survival Skills, Survivors, The Apocalypse, The Last Asian Standing, The Walking Dead, The Walking Dead Asian Character, The Walking Dead Asian Guy, Walkers, Zombie-pocalypse, Zombies

Is This Beckham-oning to Me?

Hey Jen,

You know I think Victoria Beckham is a useless, scary, skeletal, creepy robot.

So why are these pieces from her new collection speaking to me?

Have I lost my mind? Is there a brain virus eating my rational thought? Is the world coming to an end? Has a zombie invaded my soul?

Or is that hot bitch in heels like, SO GORGE that she can just make a potato sack/paper bag/Beckham design look fierce? And if that’s the case, I’m totally normal and just love myself a hot bitch, right?

Rowr

Please toss out a theory. I’m frightened. So frightened.

Thanks!

xoxo
Diana

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Filed under: Asian Models, Beautiful Ladies, Fear, Gorge, Hot Bitches, I Wanna Be A Supermodel, Models, Notes to Jen, Robots, The Apocalypse, Victoria Beckham

She’s Getting Bai

Not sure what perplexes me more:

Red-y to Wear

A) Bai Ling was invited to a legitimate Golden Globes after-party.

B) Bai Ling was not nude at said legitimate Golden Globes after-party.

C) Bai Ling’s peace sign actually looks spirited and, well, peaceful.

D) I truly have nothing mean to say about Bai Ling after looking at the above photograph. Nothing mean at all. NOTHING MEAN WHATSOEVER.

This series of conundrums obviously leads me to believe that the world is coming to an end. Take cover, guys!

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Filed under: Awards Shows, Bai Ling, Confusion, Please Stop Flashing Peace Signs Peeps, Red Carpet Whores, Taking a Hating Break, The Apocalypse, The Golden Globes, ZZzzzZzZzZZzzzz

The Apocalypse Begins Today

Richard Kelly’s Southland Tales, which was vigorously booed at Cannes and since recut, opens today. I, like so many other people, have been jonesing for Kelly’s follow-up to Donnie Darko. I’m also curious to see what Kelly does with the greatest actors of our generation–Samoan royalty Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Mandy “Fake Fatface” Moore, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Seann “Is the extra N in my name the reason I still get work?” William Scott. You’ll catch DISGRASIAN Hall-of-Shamer Bai Ling–another noted thespian–in the trailer below, scored to the Pixies’ “Wave of Mutilation (UK Surf).” I’m hoping she keeps her tits in her dress (for once) in the movie, but then I have to remind myself that Southland Tales is, after all, a farce about the apocalypse.


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Filed under: Bai Ling, Donnie Darko, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Farces, Richard Kelly, Southland Tales, The Apocalypse