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iPhone Home

July 10th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Dear Technology God,

I promise you: my writing partner and BFF Jen looooooooves technology. She figured out HTML before I did, she watches G4 a lot (well, sometimes), she has a graphing calculator lying around somewhere, she um, loves private jets, and she has like, three video game operating systems. I’m telling ya, technology is practically her middle name!

Jen has never really been one to use a cell phone. Let me assure you, she owns a cell phone. But for many reasons over the years, including a) “the phone wasn’t charged” and b) “the phone didn’t seem to be working,” and c) she “forgot” the phone, Jen has never really been able to stay connected on a mobile level. Which is a total bummer for me because all I want to do is text her DISGRASIAN tips and exchange witty, bitchy banter all day.

This could change. She saw a picture of the iPhone 3G earlier this week and her eyes lit up as if someone had just said, “Yo Jen! I’ve got like, ten Lanvin dresses to give you, if you don’t mind.”

I really think it would be a turning point for Jen (and my relationship with Jen) if you would bless her with an iPhone tomorrow when the 3G is released. The best way to do this is to drop one in her lap, because Jen doesn’t do well in long lines while surrounded by hipsters and geeks.

If there is anything that you can and will do for me this year, please let it be this. Please give Jen an iPhone! I have been waiting to send her a text message for YEARS.

Love, or, er, Amen?


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Thinking Pink

May 14th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Jeeeeezus, Nick Cannon! Have a little pride, will ya?

If you refuse to (you are, after all, wearing an ill-fitting suit with a pink oxford, while shopping at a very icky second-tier Hello Kitty store) … just show a little tech-savvy.

Buy direct, and buy online. You’ll thank me later, Pinky.


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