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When Worlds Collide: Jesse James And Kat Von D

September 3rd, 2010 | 2 comments | Posted by Diana


KAT VON D: This is really great.

JESSE JAMES: Yep, great.

KAT VON D: You look so good, baby.

JESSE JAMES: Good, baby.

KAT VON D: I can’t believe how much I love you.

JESSE JAMES: Um, you’re great.

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DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Cheaters (Jesse James, et al.)

March 19th, 2010 | 8 comments | Posted by Diana

Beloved Singaporean film director Jack Neo was dubbed “Singapore’s Tiger Woods” this week after his girlfriend of two years–a 22-year-old model/actress that had played bit parts in some of his films–confronted his wife and spilled her story to tabloids. The mistress, Wendy Chong, is just five years younger than Neo’s marriage of 27 years.

For whatever reason, Neo’s wife, Irene, has decided to stay with her husband. She joined him at a press conference and tearfully made a statement about her decision, begging for forgiveness, support, and the public’s blessing. Neo had already stated, “Please give us a second chance.”

As she exited the room, Irene Neo collapsed in sobs and had to be carried out.

Meanwhile, the American Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods, announced that he would be returning to professional golf to compete in the Masters. That’s big news, but not so big as the newly-posted sexts that his former porn star flame, Joslyn James (a woman who dances with the same sultry, poultry flourish as DISGRASIAN hall-of-shamer Bai Ling) has unveiled on an official promo website.

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I Have A Dream For Tila Tequila

February 23rd, 2010 | 4 comments | Posted by Diana

…that one day, diarrhea of the mouth will cease to ail her, her internal fictions will subside…






…and that she will be immortalized in the flesh:


Tila has never looked cuter!



Only then will she truly be at peace.


[Carlton Jordan: Tila Tequila Australian Interview - "Don't Disrespect The Ambassador!"]
[Tat via Neatorama]
Thanks, Jasmine!

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Da Plane! Da Plane! Fantasy Island Gets A Reality Makeover

October 5th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

One of my favorite shows from childhood, Fantasy Island, is being remade…into reality TV. Variety reported today that the new version will center around 12 contestants competing to become the “real-life Mr. or Ms. Roarke,” by making the dreams of guests arriving on a weekly basis come true. Survivor creator Mark Burnett and Sony Pictures TV are behind the show.

Will the reality version of Fantasy Island deal with dark themes as the original did, like rape, suicide, and murder? Or will it be all about leis, suntans, and umbrella drinks?

More importantly, will there be a side(kick) competition to see who gets to be the real-life Mr. or Ms. Tattoo? Could be fun. Could be a hot mess. Let’s just wait and see.

[Variety: Sony, Burnett to visit 'Fantasy Island']

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BABEWATCH: Kymby

April 28th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


Name: Kymby

Occupation: Blogger for The Lipstick Diaries

Why She’s A Babe: Bloggers often get a bad rap for being icky-faced trolls hiding behind laptops, or “kids in pajamas sitting in the basement of their parents’ homes.” We, ahem, like to think that bloggers can be both rapid-fire, web-saavy, and dripping with sex appeal–proof positive is the tatted, sultry, animal-loving Kymby, who blogs with five other fine ladies about nightlife, streetwear, and hot art for The Lipstick Diaries.

We also figure that if she does happen to blog in her pajamas, they’re very cute pajamas.

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BABEWATCH: Patrick Chung

February 3rd, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen


Name: Patrick Chung

Hails from: Jamaica

Occupation: Oregon Ducks football player

Why He’s a Babe: Because the 21 year-old Jamaisian (father is half-Chinese, half-Jamaican, mother is Jamaican) emerged during this year’s Senior Bowl as an NFL draft prospect to watch. And because Chung, who plays at the safety position, is strong, compact, and fast, labeled one of the eight “baddest” college football players in the country. Also, Jamaisians, like Tyson Beckford and Naomi Campbell, are just plain hawt. We only hope that Chung consulted with some of his Hardass Jamaisian Relatives before getting that tat on his right bicep, so it isn’t uglifying that beautiful strong arm with utter nonsense.

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