You are currently browsing posts tagged with Taking People Seriously

The Country’s Two Favorite White House Correspondents

May 11th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Nothing says, “I’m attending a dreary event in D.C., and although I’m more fun to look at than Todd Palin and Rahm Emanuel, I still feel like a reality robot among Spielbergs and Stephanopouloses. By the way, I was once married to a respected author, so feel free to take me seriously…Oh my gaw is that President Obama??”


…quite like this dress.

[via HuffPo]

Source
Thanks, Jen!

Filed under: , , , , , , ,

A Shot At Sophisticasian

October 31st, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


“Hey y’all. I’ve been reading DISGRASIAN, and I can see that you guys don’t really think I’m legit. But I am legit. I swear to god. I swear! Augh!

To prove that I’m more than just hair extensions and tits, I’ve decided to give myself a sophisticated makeover. I’ve got cloth over my nipples. And Check out my “Posh” bob! And look–I’m wearing a denim jumper that reminds me of that ugly thing Cameron Diaz wore a few months ago! Ooh ooh ooh, and these are 100% Authentic Jessica Simpson-brand shoes, y’all.

I’m still pretty, right? You still want to look at me, right? Don’t you? Hey. Hey! Take my ass seriously. …See my ass? See it?”

Source

Filed under: , , , , , ,