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The Country’s Two Favorite White House Correspondents

May 11th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Nothing says, “I’m attending a dreary event in D.C., and although I’m more fun to look at than Todd Palin and Rahm Emanuel, I still feel like a reality robot among Spielbergs and Stephanopouloses. By the way, I was once married to a respected author, so feel free to take me seriously…Oh my gaw is that President Obama??”

…quite like this dress.

[via HuffPo]

Thanks, Jen!

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A Shot At Sophisticasian

October 31st, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

“Hey y’all. I’ve been reading DISGRASIAN, and I can see that you guys don’t really think I’m legit. But I am legit. I swear to god. I swear! Augh!

To prove that I’m more than just hair extensions and tits, I’ve decided to give myself a sophisticated makeover. I’ve got cloth over my nipples. And Check out my “Posh” bob! And look–I’m wearing a denim jumper that reminds me of that ugly thing Cameron Diaz wore a few months ago! Ooh ooh ooh, and these are 100% Authentic Jessica Simpson-brand shoes, y’all.

I’m still pretty, right? You still want to look at me, right? Don’t you? Hey. Hey! Take my ass seriously. …See my ass? See it?”


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