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A 17 year-old female high school student in Dongguan, China has been charged with “group licentiousness” for organizing and participating in “group sex parties.” The girl, who the Chinese media’s calling by the alias, “Li Jie,” was busted after an eight minute-video of her having sex with several male students surfaced on the internet in March. She was also asked to leave her school when school officials became aware of the video.
I love the way China Daily, the state-run newspaper, is reporting on this story of quote-unquote sexually deviant behavior, focusing entirely on the girl. The English-language title of the article is “Girl put on trial for group sex parties,” but it might as well read, “Slutty Slut McSlutterson put on trial for being a Slutty Slut Mcslutterson.” I mean, what about the dudes she had sex with? Why aren’t they getting the Scarlet Letter-treatment? Because, according to another source, those men were also charged with the same thing and tried. Was “Boys put on trial for gangbang” not sensational enough of a headline? Or did the government only want to scare all those would-be teenage girl sluts straight?
China seems to be having a run on group sex lately. You may recall from a few weeks back that Ma Yaohai, 53, a computer science professor, was sentenced to three-and-a-half years in prison for organizing and participating in at least 18 orgies, mostly involving married swingers. On the surface, the conviction of Ma, a middle-aged man, and the trial of Li, a teenage girl, may have little in common, but what they both tell me is that group sex, orgies, gangbangs–whatever you want to call them–are happening, and they’re gonna keep happening, no matter who the Chinese authorities or papers are casting in the role of the perv.
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A lot of people find swinging couples to be reeeeeally ewwwwwwwwwwy. I don’t mind ‘em so much. After all, what do I care? If a couple likes to screw lots of other couples, that’s their thing. And certainly, gettin’ busy is fun—why wouldn’t doubling, tripling, quadrupling up on the busy be even more fun? I imagine those great ’70s pornos where everybody’s scattered around a snow cabin, playing Boggle in their bellbottoms and tight sweaters, then suddenly everyone is naked and muffdiving and moaning like crazy on the floor in front of the fireplace–that shit is AWESOME.
Okay, swinging is probably not good for monogomy (at least according to Dr. Drew), but hey, neither is extended business travel. Or social networking.
My only real problem with swingers is that the only real-life swingers I’ve ever met have been criminally ugly and/or kinda creepy. When I was in college, a person invited me with a cheap business card and a latte order to attend a swingers night, and I swear he was Golum.
So wait. Does this guy look criminally ugly to you?
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