DISGRASIAN™

Asian Foods Hate Jeremy Piven

First, sushi and Chinese herbs tried to poison Jeremy Piven, forcing the Entourage actor to drop out of David Mamet’s Speed-the-Plow last December.

Then, the 44 year-old was photographed in Malibu with full-on man boobage this September, which he recently blamed on a 12 cups-a-day soy milk habit.

Oh, Asian Foods. Why do you hate the Pivert so?

Source

Thanks, Gary!

Filed under: Cheeseballs, Douchebags, Gynecomastia, HBO Entourage, Hormones, Jeremy Piven, Man-Boobs, Mercury Poisoning, Moobs, Soy Milk, Sushi, Sushi Eaters, The Pivert

At Long Last! The Difference Between Lesbians and Bisexual Women Explained

Finally, someone has explained the difference between lesbian and bisexual women in an easy-to-comprehend way involving two of our favorite food groups, sushi and hot dogs:

From the Best of Craigslist

In summary…

There is nothing like sushi.

But hot dogs are less complicated.

Sushi, however, gets stale.

And hot dogs are more abundant than sushi.

New sushi is not all that different from old sushi.

Yet the author still prefers sushi-eaters.

[Best of Craigslist]

Source

Filed under: Best of Craigslist, Bisexual Women, Funny Stuff, Hot Dog Eaters, Hot Dogs, Lesbians, Sushi, Sushi Eaters