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Did Somebody Mention Super Bowl XLV?
Guys, I’m gonna be honest. I’ve been a quieter football fan this year.
Err, umm, I’ve had my reasons.
But…
HOLYSHITOHMYGAWWHATTHEFUDGEISTHIS
REALLYTRUEISTHISREALLYHAPPENINGARE
WEREALLYHEREAGAINMYSTEELERSARE
GOINGTOSUPERBOWL45TOFACETHEMUTHA
FUZZINPACKERSINDALLASCOULDWEPOSSIBLY
BETHEWORLDCHAMPIONSYETAGAINOMGOMG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!?!?!?
I am so friggin’ elated. So excited. So proud. So…
Just keep that mouth shut, Jerklisberger
…preoccupied by the shame I feel about one turd guy. UGH. How does he ruin EVERYTHING?
[National Football League: Super Bowl XLV]
Filed under: AFC Champions, Bad Reprzentatives, Ben Roethlisberger, Dallas, Dicks, Did Not Think This Was Our Year, Football, Giving People Reason To Talk Smack, I Bleed Black And Gold For The Rooneys Not Roethlisberger, Insults To My Steeler Pride, NFL, Party Poopers, Pittsburgh Steelers, Quarterbacks, Sex Offenders (Alleged), Shame, Stairway To Seven, Steelers, Steelers v Packers Super Bowl, Super Bowl 45, Super Bowl XLV, Surprises
No Love For Ohno’s No-no?
Just wondering…
OhYay
Am I the only who thinks that a YouTube video called “Apolo Ohno Crotch Shot” should have far more than 7,601 views?
Just sayin’.
[YouTube: Apolo Ohno Crotch Shot]
[via ONTD]
Filed under: Apolo Anton Ohno, Apolo Ohno, Bathing Suit Areas, Crotch Shots, Dicks, Extreme Closeups, Numbers, Packages, Penises, Small Penis Jokes, Speed Skaters, Surprises, Weiners, YouTube, YouTube Gems
AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Zheng Jie
Name: Zheng Jie
Hails from: China
Occupation: Tennis player
Known for: At this year’s Wimbledon, beating number one-ranked player Ana Ivanovic in a straight-set upset as a wild card-entry (24 year-old Zheng was ranked 133 in the world); becoming the only wild card in the Open era and the only Chinese woman to ever reach the semifinals (where she lost to Serena Williams); winning the 2006 Wimbledon doubles title, dazzling crowds with her gorgeous backhand, reprzenting the little people (at 5’4″) in a sport of Amazons, saving face for Chinese tennis.
Source
Thanks, Dajaja and Ken!
Filed under: Chinese Athletes, Little People, Ones to Watch, Saving Face, Surprises, Tennis, Wild Cards, Wimbledon, Zheng Jie
In the Stars
An asteroid between Mars and Jupiter has been renamed 7307 Takei in honor of the actor, George Takei, by its two Japanese discoverers–also fans of Star Trek.
He seems, as expected, pretty elated:
“I am now a heavenly body,” Takei, 70, said Tuesday, laughing. “I found out about it yesterday. … I was blown away. It came out of the clear, blue sky _ just like an asteroid.”
Congratulasians, George! May you be starry forever.
Filed under: Actors, Amazians, Asteroids, George Takei, Japan, Monikers, Space, Star Trek, Surprises
