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A Word of Advice ‘Tween Tween Idols

November 10th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Dear ‘Nessa,

This is a cease-and-desist letter, ordering you to stop pursing your lips like that immediately. I can’t tell whether you just sucked on something sour [insert Zac Efron penis joke here] or if you’re really really really pleased with yourself. Or if you went to Jessica Simpson’s lip doctor. Any which way, it’s not a good look for you. It’s creepy. It’s aging. It’s contagious:

Creepy, aging, contagious…what I’m getting at here is that it’s a face for ghouls. I should know, I invented it.

pursed off,

Mary-Kate

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Disgrasian Dictionary

GAYSIAN –: Fun.
Yellowface –: When a non-yellow person wears geisha make-up or slanty eyeliner while speaking mangled English. See also, Racial Drag.
HARDASS ASIAN PARENTS –: Our mothers and fathers, whom we, despite our achievements and senses of familial duty, are usually disappointing.
ANTI-ASIAN –: n. An Asian who’s aging well. adj. Delaying or lessening the effects of aging by about 10 years, especially on the skin: an anti-asian cream.
Uncle Tam –: Yellow Uncle Tom.