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Michelle Obama and Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Share a Headline With Tila Tequila, Officially Making It Their Worst Day Eva

Russell Simmons lauded his Global Grind blogger Tila Tequila this week for drawing an impressive number of traffic to her recent post on declining to wear fur.

Tila’s post features a horrific, graphic video of live animals being skinned alive for the Chinese fur trade (via PETA), as well as her advice to those who love the look: “[J]ust fake it..its [sic] less expensive and you can wear your new outfit without guilt.”

If you’re wondering why someone like Tila should be weighing in at all, however vaguely, on the topic of animal cruelty, she’s got an answer for you (and yes, I find the first sentence of the statement incredibly sad):

“It may seem shocking (it certainly shocks the hell out of me) but I have offered myself as a spokesperson for a few causes that I care about and actually have been turned away! As if the fact that I’m a sex symbol in some way makes my involvement less vital than another celebrity.”

Russell certainly found Tila’s participation vital. So much so that in his very next e-breath, he noted that Michelle Obama and Carla Bruni-Sarkozy have also announced denounced fur, ultimately lumping them all into the same anti-fur tipping point.

One could call this the ultimate moment of validation for Ms. Tequila! Categorized by a hip-hop mogul as a bedfellow with world icons! Let the planet take notice!

Of course, Simmons did open those accolades with, “On twitter, my new favorite hangout…” which is so unbelievably old-man and out of touch that I actually stopped paying attention anyway.

[via ONTD]
[HuffPo: What Do Michelle Obama, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy and Tila Tequila Have in Common?]

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Filed under: Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, Fucked Up Shit, Fur, Global Grind, Good Causes, Irrelevance, Michelle Obama, PETA, Russell Simmons, Skinned Alive, Strange Bedfellows, Tila Tequila, Twitter

When Worlds Collide: Speidi And Blago

So this is what it looks like at the 1st Annual Totally Fucking Shameless [In the Woods] Convention:

The Apocalypse Is Most Certainly Near

What’s worse: having everything to be ashamed of, or nothing to be proud of?

Kinda boggles the mind, doesn’t it?

[People: When Blago Met Speidi]

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Thanks, Eliza!

Filed under: Boring Couples, Heidi Montag, People Who Have No Shame, Photo Op Victims, Pride, Rod Blagojevich, Spencer Pratt, Strange Bedfellows, Useless People

We’ll Arr Arike

What do Fidel Castro, Tila Tequila, Perez Hilton, Bai Ling, and Diana & Jen have in common?

Quite a bed of fellows

We’re ALL… BLOGGERS!!!

Yeah, that’s right. Castro is blogging. And yes, this post has us thinking the same thing you are: Perhaps Jen and I should find a new profession.

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Filed under: Bai Ling, Bloggers, Commonalities, Fidel Castro, Perez Hilton, Strange Bedfellows, Tila Tequila, Time for a New Venue?, Weird Cuban Behavior

White Hooker Boots and Automobiles Go Together Like Ramma Lamma Lamma Ka Dinga Da Dinga Dong

The Shanghai Auto Show kicked off Sunday and will continue through the rest of the week. I don’t know the first thing about cars, but I do know WHITE HOOKER BOOTS WILL ABOUND.

Check out these photos, taken from the first two days of the show, if you don’t believe me:

(all photos found on Flickr, taken by “Shanghai Sky”)

Filed under: Cars, China, Disgrasianmobiles, Hooker Boots, Strange Bedfellows