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BABEWATCH: Steve Byrne

March 17th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Name: Steve Byrne

Hails from: Pittsburgh, PA

Occupation: Funny Man

Why He’s a Babe: Because he tickles our funny bone, and there’s nothing more appealing in a man than the ability to make people laugh. And whether he’s riffing on boners, Bruce Lee having sex with his wife, or married couples doing it doggy-style, Steve tells a great sex joke. Plus he looks hot in pink undies holding a bucket of chicken, and how many people can say that?

We want to wish Steve, who is Koreish (not the ancient Bedouin tribe, but half-Korean, half-Irish), a Happy St. Patty’s! We hope he does shots of Hennessy chased with a few Irish Car Bombs ’til he pukes!

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Disgrasian Dictionary

HARDASS ASIAN PARENTS –: Our mothers and fathers, whom we, despite our achievements and senses of familial duty, are usually disappointing.
AMAZIAN –: Amazin’ Asian.
Racial Drag –: Accoutrement and/or affect donned by one race to mimic another. Example: when a white girl wears chopsticks in her hair.
GONGBANG –: An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.
MISTASIAN IDENTITY –: Mistaking one of us for another; a result of believing that we all look alike.