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Hey! Olivia Munn All Glossy And Naked-like, Again
Our girl Olivia will soon debut Hey Olivia!, her own personal magazine with MyMag–a company that asks famous people/tastemakers/yadda yadda to curate material for their own personal issues.
But who cares about the specifics? That’s burying the important news, which is: WOOHOO! NEW PICTURES OF OLIVIA IN LINGERIE! READ IT AND WEEP!!!
Hey! Boobs!
Currently, Olivia is joined in the editor’s box by DISGRASIANaries Brett Ratner and DJ Steve Aoki. They don’t look nearly as good in their skivvies, that’s for sure.
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Filed under: Beautiful Ladies, Boobs, Bras, Brett Ratner, Hey Olivia!, Hot Bodies, Hot Photos, Lingerie, Magazines, MyMag, Olivia Munn, Olivia Munn is Hot, Panties, Photospreads, Shameless Reasons For Buying Magazines, Steve Aoki, Tastemakers
We Rule At Cool, Too, You Fool
On Thanksgiving, a group of about 15 watched me whomp the greatest Guitar Hero player I’ve ever met, song after song, after song. He went down to the tune of Metallica’s “One,” Living Colour’s “Personality,” Stevie Ray Vaughn’s “Pride and Joy,” and then some. During The Who’s “The Seeker,” he got so frustrated that he yanked his beautiful axe and smashed it–like a modern-day Pete Townshend–into five pieces on the ground. Was this, you ask, the greatest moment of my life? Abso-fuckin’-lutely.
The peanut gallery swirled with rumors. Diana is autistic! Diana is unemployed! Diana is a game hacker! No one could understand why or how someone above the age of 12 could be so effing good at something requiring an Xbox 360. “How many hours do you have to play to get that good?” one skeptical fellow asked, convinced that I must have quit my job to devote the free 60-or-so hours to heroic strumming. “You practice every night, don’t you?” I shook my head no. Practice Shmactice. Some people are just gooooooooooooood.
I mean, come ON. I’m Asian! There should be no surprise here. We love to be great at things, more importantly, we love to be the best. Nothing drives our ambition more than the prospect of beating someone else at something they love! Nothing! But people just think that our competitive streak is limited to all of the boring bullshit, like spelling bees (of course I’ve got trophies), academic decathlons (check my parents’ house for my medals), math, violin-playing, chess.
What those people don’t realize is that we love to rule at EVERYTHING, including cool shit. And it begins at birth. Take, for example, these kickass little Amazian Jrs., who already have such amazing skills on the tables that I want to cry. Eat that, Steve Aoki!
Filed under: Amazian Jr., Cool Kids, DJs, Everybody Loves a Winner, Excelling, Guitar Hero III, Steve Aoki, We Start Ruling at Birth
Homecoming ‘07: New York Fashism Week
Fashism has come home to New York, where the spring ‘08 shows are currently underway, which means it’s time again for…SUPERLATIVES!
Most Awesomest Drag ArtistKate “The Thin White Duchess” Bosworth and Gwen “Mannish” Stefani
Most Likely to Star Faq His Way to the MiddleDJ Steve Aoki, pictured with Danny “Still Bummin’ That That 70’s Show Is Over But Medicating Myself with Scientology” Masterson
Cute as a Bow & Button 800 Years AgoPerry and Etty Lau “Not Asian Well” Farrell
Most Likely to Lead a Semi-Normal Life Despite Being Conjoined TwinsJessica Simpson and Some Horsey Blonde Chick Who’s Not Ashlee
Filed under: Conjoined Twins, Fashism, Gwen Is a Man, I Am So Tired of Jessica Simpson that I Want to Poke My Eyes Out, Kate Bosworth, Perry and Etty--Where'd You Put the Anti-Asian Cream?, Steve Aoki
Softening the Blow
It’s Monday morning, and a little too early (I’ve decided) to be looking at these crazy faces at the Stoli Hotel launch party in LA last week:
My god, what an F-List. I can only assume that the promoter for this event doesn’t have an actual Rolodex; instead resorts to word-of-mouth buzz at the crack-dealing corner of Sunset and Highland, and guest list outreach on MySpace. And for the record, Stoli Hotel does not seem like a nice place to sleep.
It’s a little much, and so here comes the balance–our friend Jade’s nieces are perfect.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Adorable! Now go get your coffee. The rest of the day is going to be rough.
Filed under: Andy Dork, Bai Ling, Embarrassing, Live From the Red Carpet, Our Progeny Are Just Cuter--Deal With It, Rick Yun, Steve Aoki, Wee--It's Baby Day
DJ STAR FAK
To DJ Steve Aoki aka Kid Millionaire aka DIM MAK Man:
Thanks for releasing that Bloc Party record. Despite my incredible resistance, I love it. Also, I’ve seen you spin. You’re talented. You’re hailed around LA as a pretty fun and nice guy. And you know what, your sister is quite lovely. By all standards, you’ve got a pretty good thing going.
Just a few questions.
WHY?
WHY?
WHY?
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Filed under: Hangers-On, Music, Steve Aoki
