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Happy birthday to Dean Cain, who will turn 44 on Saturday!
I remember the first time I laid eyes on this warm-skinned, super-duper man on a classic episode of 90210 when he was the gullible, white-toothed, sexy-eyed Wisconsin boy that bought Brenda Walsh’s bad French act one summer in Paris. I couldn’t believe a guy so dumb and wholesome could also be wicked hot and intriguing, but oh, how he was.
Time has treated this hapa well, which makes me very happy. Why oh why did I ever stop stalking this guy?
To those who are offended by our video stalking of Lynn Chen–like the creep who opened up a photo-free account on Facebook to send me this cunty message:
- Jen and I are above criticism and just too damn smart for the rest of you.
- Lynn Chen is about 1,000x hotter than anyone we’ve ever met. That is why she must go down.
- When given the options of “truth” or “dare,” I always choose “dare” because I hate telling secrets and will do just about anything. If you’re going to send me a cunty note, please dare me to sock you in the goddamn face.
- I’m hungry.
- THE VIDEO INTERVIEW WITH LYNN WAS A JOKE. IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE. LYNN IS AN AWESOME SPORT. SHE’S IN ON THE JOKE. BECAUSE IT’S FUNNY. IF YOU DIDN’T GET THE JOKE, YOU MISSED OUT ON A GOOD CHUCKLE. LOOK ALL OVER THE BLOG–JOKES EVERYWHERE. HA HA HA. RELAX.
Filed under: Creeps, Creepy Words, Dares, Facebook, Jokes Are Funny HA HA, Lynn Chen, Morons and Rad People Have Equal Access to the Internet, Reasons To Quit Social Networking, Stalkers, White on Rice
We basically love everything about the Hong Kong-born, California-raised Jane Lui. There’s that sweet, naturally pretty face of hers, coupled with her skinny frame and goofy-adorable aesthetic. And there’s her very familiar immigrant story and too-cute happy energy. But above all things, we love the strong, smoky, sensual voice that emanates from somewhere within the tiny person: a power tool that comes unexpectedly from its host.
Since discovering Lui’s greatness, we’ ve combed through her official site, stalked her on MySpace and Facebook, followed her on Twitter, and subscribed to her YouTube channel–uh, call us superfans (or creeps). What we really can’t seem to get enough of, though, is this collaboration with YouTube star SingingDork888, a cover of The Turtles’ classic “Happy Together” that gives us all kind of sweetheart tingles:
It makes us sigh, like black-and-white pictures of our parents when they were skinny, young, and smiling.
SoCal residents, catch some live Jane Lui action with DISGRASIAN favorites Kina Grannis and David Choi this month (May 14th at 6pm) at the UC Riverside campus Bell Tower. We’re gonna try and be cool in the back, but it’ll be hard.
Early Monday morning, an obsessed Tila fan allegedly broke into her home while she was out, locked her dog Onyx in her car, smashed up her living room, and hacked into her Twitter account, posting, “Tila Tequila is dead” and “I just broke into her house, killer her and her dog. Logged onto Twitter to tell you guys. She was signed on already. Tila Tequila is dead.” Later, around 4 am, Tila logged onto Twitter to reassure her fans that she was, in fact, alive.
No news yet on whether they’ve caught her stalker, but we have a few words for this person…
Duuuuuude. Stalking is so not cool. But stalking Tila Tequila? That means that not only are you one wack sicko but YOU ALSO HAVE ZERO TASTE. And why in the world would you lock her poor pup in the trunk of her car?
Are you trying to make us feel sympathy for this chick? Because it’s working. And that freaks us the fuck out. That is just…wrong. So stop it. Seriously.
Last weekend, Bill O’Reilly stalked ThinkProgress journalist Amanda Terkel while she was on vacation and ambushed her with a camera, all because Terkel had pointed out how creepy it was that O’Reilly was going to host a fundraiser for rape victims when he had played “blame the rape victim” on his show in the past. Specifically, Terkel cited that in 2006, O’Reilly said about 18 year-old rape and murder victim Jennifer Moore:
“Now Moore, Jennifer Moore, 18, on her way to college. She was 5-foot-2, 105 pounds, wearing a miniskirt and a halter top with a bare midriff. Now, again, there you go. So every predator in the world is gonna pick that up at two in the morning.“
In retaliation, O’Reilly sent one of his minions to corner Terkel in Virginia and try to shame her on camera:
Keith Olbermann had Terkel on his show Tuesday and speculated that with O’Reilly’s ratings and relevance down these days, “We all knew Bill O’Reilly would do something to try to force the spotlight back onto him.”
And the only thing missing from O’Reilly’s desperate bid for attention was him putting on a miniskirt and a midriff-baring halter top.
Shocked he overlooked that detail!
Filed under: Amanda Terkel, Bill O'Reilly, Bill O'Reilly Stalks Journalist, Blaming the Victim, FOX News is a Joke, It Happened to Alexa Foundation, Keith Olbermann, Rape Victims, Stalkers, Weird Fox News Behavior