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Sari-Torial Choices

Suri’s not wearing a… sari, is she??

Sari, everybody, I can already tell this is going to be one of those “bad joke” days.

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Filed under: Bad Jokes, Clothes Horses, Cute Things, I Think That's A Sari, Little Saris, Sartorial Choices, Sorry Saris, Suri Cruise

Nicole Scherzinger on Racial Drag

The Pussycat Dolls at NY Fashion Week’s Fashion Rocks last Friday

Nicole Scherzinger on wearing a sari:

“This is my first time in a sari because somebody told me Bollywood is really hot right now. It feels amazing but not quite as sexy as latex pants. I feel like a whole nother person. I put this on and I feel so beautiful and just in touch with all the different cultures and backgrounds that I’m made of. And now for an awkward, non-sequiter shout-out to my fans: Just be true to yourself and stay beautiful.

…I’m so honored if people think that I’m Indian or look Indian instead of a plastic surgery nightmare. Growing up…I didn’t always have a lot of people to look up to who looked like me [cue world's smallest violin]. And I love that everywhere I go [everywhere??--Ed.], even in India, people think, wow, she belongs to us. [Please, for the love of God, India--take this crazy bitch off our hands.--Ed.]“

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Filed under: Bollywood, Fashion Rocks, Fashism, New York Fashion Week, Nicole Scherzinger, Plastic Surgery, Racial Drag, Sorry Saris, The Pussycat Dolls, Weird Monologues

File Under Weird Indian Behavior

Introducing the “Ooogle” sari, by Indian designer Satya Paul:

For those who feel that wearing the logo of a bajillion dollar Internet juggernaut comes off as a little ostentatious, perhaps you’d like to consider the much more subtle “Money” sari or the understated yet still fashion-forward “Barcode” sari:

None of these saris, however, hold a candle to the Toilet Paper Wedding Dress.

(via Our Delhi Struggle)

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Filed under: Bizarre Phenomena Probably Signaling the End of the World, Globalism, Google Owns Your Ass, Name Brands, Search Engines, Sorry Saris, The Ooogle Sari, Weird Indian Behavior

Drag Queen

Now that Elizabeth Hurley has married into the tribe, she can apparently show up to events like the Asian Women of Achievement Awards in London in full racial drag:
Congradulasians, Liz Vomitey. I believe this is the most covered up you’ve ever been in your life.

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Filed under: Elizabeth Hurley, Marrying In, Putting Away the Puppies For a Night, Racial Drag, Sorry Saris