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We Rule

August 31st, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

My friend Greenie, a diehard New Yorker and joke savant–if you ever need a script “punched up” as they say or a food recommendation in his favorite city–he’s your man. He sent me this tip from the New York Post this morning about the Forbes’ Top Ten Most Powerful Women on the planet:

POprah didn’t even crack the top ten, and you know we’re all going be tithing 10% of our earnings to her in 10 years, because that bitch is more powerful than God. But, dude, Chi Wu, Ching Ho, Indra Nooyi, and Sonia Gandhi? That’s 40 percent of the Top Ten, y’all.

We kick ass! We rule!

And, as Greenie wrote in his email, “Let’s hear those dry cleaners jokes NOW, suckas!”

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(Thanks G!)

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Disgrasian Dictionary
MALAPROPASIAN –

Asian who uses sucky speech, or sucky speech used by Asians.

DISGAYSIAN –

Shameful member of the tribe who also happens to be gay.

ANTI-ASIAN –

n. An Asian who’s aging well.  adj. Delaying or lessening the effects of aging by about 10 years, especially on the skin: an anti-asian cream.

DISGRASIANMOBILES –

The Honda Element and the Toyota Scion; souped-up Acuras; a brand spankin’-new Infiniti.

Lifestyle Asiaphile –

A person who fetishizes Asian dress, food, religion, and/or culture, often to the detriment of his/her own health and that of others. Example: Jeremy Piven.

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