DISGRASIAN™

A person who fetishizes Asian dress, food, religion, and/or culture, often to the detriment of his/her own health and that of others. Example: Jeremy Piven.

An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.

A person who dabbles in the affect of another race or races (see Racial Drag), particularly when that race is “IN.”

Our mothers and fathers, whom we, despite our achievements and senses of familial duty, are usually disappointing.

White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.