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Threesomes And Pageants Go Together Like Ramma Lamma Lamma Ka Dinga Da Dinga Dong

November 20th, 2009 | 3 comments | Posted by Diana

By now, you’ve likely heard about the just-leaked threesome sex tape (WARNING: previous link extremely, extremely NSFW) featuring Miss Trinidad & Tobago (Anya Ayoung-Chee), her boyfriend Wyatt Gallery, and a close friend that is NOT, as previously alleged, Miss Japan.

Double the fun!

Missing from this screen grab: Ponytail guy

The video was snatched when Gallery dropped off his laptop for repair at a Trinidad computer shop, and quickly made waves this week throughout the Internet pervosphere.

I won’t lie. I watched the video twice–even though I knew it was wrong, fueled by my disappointment in Carmen Electra’s newly-”leaked” sex tape, which was a bra-filled snoozefest. And I must say, that Miss Trinidad knows how to party!

Seriously, though… what did Wyatt Gallery ever do to deserve such an incredible stroke of luck (the threesome, not the leak)??? Perhaps he frequently helps little old ladies across the street. With his penis.

[TMZ: Miss Universe Contestants In Three-Way Sex Tape]

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Anatomycally Incorrect

May 3rd, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

The 2 hour Grey’s Anatomy special episode airs tonight. I’m watching b-ball in bed instead, nursing a glass of pinot. While I’m not a fan of the ABC drama and know little about the characters, I was nevertheless curious to take the Grey’s Diagnosis: Who Are You Most Like? quiz on the ABC website.

Of course, I figured I’m a dead ringer for Cristina Yang. Just look at this pissed-off visage:

“Aggressive, cutthroat and arrogant?” Hello, Doppelganger!

I was even willing to believe that I might be like my other fellow women-of-color, bossy bitch Bailey or saucy, fun-loving Callie Torres (now I’m just calling on stereotypes because I’ve seen the show twice). But, lo and behold, guess who I turned out to be?

Izzie. The drippiest, most illegally blonde WHITE GIRL.

Aw he-ell no.

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DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK: Chikan

April 27th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Japan Today reported yesterday that a Tokyo man was arrested for groping a woman who happened to be a female police officer. As many of you may already know, groping and sexual assault on Japan’s shockingly overcrowded public trains (commonly known as “chikan”–pervert) have shown themselves to be such epidemics that many lines have begun to offer female-only trains. Cool–a band-aid solution, at best, but at the very least a well-intended effort.

Which is why I am shocked and disgusted to see this kind of horrible assault depicted in yet another f’ing weird offensive Asian porn video. It’s so mind-blowingly wrong, I can’t embed it on our site, but you can access the *INCREDIBLY NSFW* piece here.

THIS SHIT IS WRONG. IF THERE WAS A WORD FOR “MORE WRONG THAN WRONG” I WOULD USE THAT WORD. THIS IS DISGRASIAN AT ITS VERY DEEPEST CORE.

I’ve gotta add: The train rape fetish is truly bad enough, but the fact that the commentators on the site don’t seem to realize how absolutely grave and wrong it is, is what truly makes me sick to my stomach.

And so, to all those involved in the persistence of CHIKAN, you are Disgrasian of the Weak. Surely you can do better.

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