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When Worlds Collide

May 17th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

AZN Television held their annual Asian Excellence Awards show last night, which will be televised May 28 on the network. My boyfriend Daniel Dae Kim and Grace Park hosted. All the usual AMAZIAN and DISGRASIAN suspects were there: Madge Cho, Chow Yun Fat, Sanjaya, Kal Penn, Nobu Matsuhisa, Quentin Tarantino (a former winner).

Kenny G was a presenter for some reason. Here he is pictured with chef Nobu Matsuhisa.

Kenny G: Sushi and jazz go together like Miles and Davis. Shoobeedoobabaa!

Nobu: You don’t look like one of us.

Kenny G: I know, right? Skiddlediddlediddishoowa! Do you want to see my REALLY SMALL sax?

Nobu: Would you like to see my big one?

Kenny G: Nobu-san, how about if I give you a private concert? Aboobibeebibaabiboobibabiddy bahddy boo bah! I just gave one to Chow Yun-Fat, he seemed to really dig it.

Kenny G whips out his sax, lightning-fast.

“Fuck me,” said Chow Yun-Fat through gritted teeth.

Nobu: No, no, please, that’s quite alright.

Kenny G: No, man. I want to buduhdobabado this for you.

(starts playing) squawkity squawk squawk a bida bada boo DA DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE squawky squawky squawky smooth SMOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH duh diddy duh di dum di doo di DADADADADADADADAAAAAAAA jazzy jazz zee zoo zi zee zi smoothie squawk squawk a bidee BADEEEEEEEE BOOOOOOOOOOOOO ba bEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE–

Nobu: My ears are bleeding. Please take the picture. Then take me directly to Cedars.

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