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Daniel Henney Goes Outback Doesn’t Look Like Any Reality Show We’ve Ever Seen [PHOTOS]

April 8th, 2010 | 6 comments | Posted by Diana

In the years since leaving my old development job at a reality television company by saying, “This genre just insults my brain and I can’t do it anymore,” I’ve become a bit of a reality junkie. Funny.

I still don’t watch Survivor or Amazing Race or anything like that, but I never miss an episode of Celebrity Rehab/Sex Rehab/Sober House/Celebrity Addiction Show Rehab* with Dr. Drew. I cry during reruns of Say Yes To The Dress. I actually threw something at the TV in protest of the injustice displayed in the latest Tool Academy graduation ceremony.  I flipped my lid when I met Tim Gunn. I entered a contest to appear on Man Vs. Wild. I’ve watched every Kitchen Nightmares episode–both the awesome British and wacked-out American versions–three times over.

Total junkie!!!

Most reality show talent (not Tim Gunn, for crying out loud, but the sub-average Joes and Janes willing to sacrifice dignity and privacy for a toxic 15 minutes of fame) are hard to look at. It’s trainwrecks doing tequila shots with even ickier trainwrecks, or former teen idols past their prime, or narcissistic celebrities trying to revamp their image–y’know, the intolerable rep cultivated on another reality show.

So when I read on Figgy and Fatty that Daniel Henney was starring in his own reality show for Korean TV, I gasped a worried gasp.  Had he sold himself short? Is the beautiful and nummy Daniel Henney a trainwreck??

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Shot Through The Heart/And You’re To Blame/Grace Park You Give Underboob A Good Name

October 14th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

I’M CONFUSED.


I hate Maxim, I hate butt-to-butt photos, I hate underboob “shirts.”

But goddamn, Grace Park on the cover of the new issue of Maxim makes all of that nonsense look good. I CAN’T HATE. I CAN’T HATE. (Did I just write that??!?)

[Just Jared: Grace Park & Tricia Helfer Cover Maxim Magazine]

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BABEWATCH: Daniel Henney in Primetime

June 2nd, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen


OMGOMGOMGOMG. Daniel Henney is coming over to MY house!!! No, seriously, ferreal. OMG. What should I do? More importantly, what should I wear? Something kinda casual, maybe, but paired with some strappy, devastating fuck-me shoes? Don’t want to appear desperate. BUT I AM DESPERATE DANIEL HENNEY LET ME LICK YOUR FACE. Okay, breathe. Do you think Daniel Henney likes risotto? I’ve been making a mean risotto lately. But, wait, what am I saying? He’s an actor. Actors don’t do carbs. Hmm. Maybe we skip dinner altogether then and go straight to making out? Yes, please! Hopefully he’s not one of those pretty boy actors who wants to be taken seriously and appreciated for his mind. No, really, that won’t do. I’M NOT HERE TO TALK PROUST DANIEL HENNEY I’M HERE TO WATCH YOU TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS GOT IT? (Oh please, Lord, let him be shallow and sex-starved, please, I don’t even care if he’s an awful lover like most ridiculously hot guys, I just want to see him naked.) Now, uh, where was I? Oh, right…DANIEL HENNEY IS COMING TO MY HOUSE. I better go and get ready. Trim my bangs, buy a magnum of decent red Burgundy and some Votivo red currant candles, dig up my nice underwear, maybe get a bikini wax, and definitely pop a Xanax. Yes, I think I can handle this. I can handle DANIEL FUCKING HENNEY coming over to my house, and I can play it cool. Or cool-ish. In the vicinity of cool, maybe, like the center of a medium-rare steak. We’ll see, no guarantees. Wish me luck!

Daniel Henney is coming to your house, too. This fall, on CBS’ new medical drama, Three Rivers, Sundays at 9. Click here for a preview.

[Daniel Henney Facebook Fan Page]

Thanks, Jasmine!

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But What’s Her Take On the Bailout?

October 21st, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Of COURSE I think that the very suggestion of “Paris for President” (as opposed to really delightful ideas/jokes, like Murs para Presidente or McCain 4 Prez) is abominable. It’s not even funny. NOT EVEN FUNNY.


That is, unless nummy model William Chan (see above, right) actually would be one of Paris’s Secret Service men. In which case, she could very well have my vote.

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HONORASIAN: The RZA

June 9th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen


Reasons why RZA should be an honorary member of the tribe:

  1. He already belongs to a Chinese clan
  2. He’s obsessed with kung fu
  3. He supported Hillary Clinton like so many other Asian-Americans
  4. He loves him some Prayer Hands
  5. A lifelong chess player, he started an online chess website (wuchess.com) last week for fans to simultaneously play and get news about the Wu
  6. Dude is foiiiiiiiiine!

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BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Yul Kwon

February 14th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen
Why the shirt, Yul?


Happy Birthday and Valentine’s Day to Yul “Godfather” Kwon! You don’t look a day over blistering hot. We love the idea of you running for office. We love how you’ve been reprzenting for Becky Lee’s non-profit to help battered women. Shoot, we just love you. Purriod.

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ROCK OF ASIAN: Dokkebi Q

February 6th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Forget psychedelics: The mind-fizzing tracks of Dokkebi Q–a UK electro-dub-punk outfit led by fierce performance artist Kiki Hitomi–make me feel like I’m passed out in a lazy dance club, having an anxiety dream that’s quickly turning into a sultry fantasy. If you enjoy such sensasians, rock some Dokkebi Q tonight. And if you don’t, spend some time gazing in awe at Hitomi’s smoking hotness (uh, see above) instead.

Word on the street is that the Q will be making an appearance at SXSW, so in preparasian, feel free to take a listen here.

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