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Just Another Daysian In Togethersville

April 9th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

NICK: Ah, just another dinner at DISGRASIAN’s favorite restaurant, Katsu-Ya. Dude, I’m so full of crab rolls. I need a little fresh air.

VANESSA: Nick, roll that window up. Can’t you see I’ve got something in my eye? I think it’s an eyelash.

NICK: Is it an eyelash in your eye or are you still pissed that I patted the waitress on the behind when she took the specials menu away?

VANESSA: She was pissed, not me. Remember how she called you a filthy, fat, D-lister? You better wait awhile before you go back there.

NICK: Good point.

VANESSA: That window is still down! Everyone is taking pictures! I look all irritated! Now everyone’s going to think we’ve broken up!

NICK: Are we breaking up?

VANESSA: No, stupid! We’re a celebrity couple! We brag all the time about how happy and well adjusted we are.

NICK: Right. We are really well adjusted. So we’re not breaking up, but somebody’s going to think we’ve broken up.

VANESSA: Yes, dummy. Although I’m starting to get just irritated enough to want to break up with you.

NICK: You do? You can’t do that!

VANESSA: Well I would, if it would raise either one of our StarMeters, just a little bit.

NICK: Do you think it would?

VANESSA: (sighs) No.

NICK: God, I’m so bored.

VANESSA: God, I’m so bored.

NICK: I sure hope somebody cares if we’re breaking up.

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