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Hipster Runoff Is the April Fool

April 1st, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Hipster Runoff posts about Slanties!

Feel kinda weird about how AZNs are ‘winning’ everything. Used to think that they were sort of a ‘novelty race’ who were just trying to look kute, but I think I was focusing one the wrong ones that didn’t actually represent the majority of the AZN population [via Gwen Stefani's AZNs].

And inspires more disaffected dreck like this:

Still not satire. Still not funny. But definitely foolish.


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Slanties: More Useless Hipster Shit

March 19th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Weren’t born with slanty-eyes but really really want them? Have no fear, slanties are here!

Based on “ancient Inuit eyewear,” slanties are sure to make you stand out among your round-eyed kinfolk! Although…

…they may just have the adverse effect and make you look like yet another useless hipster-cheesedick-stylebiter-turd-poseur-waste-of-space-and-humanity-and-barstools-at-watering-holes-I-used-to-like-to-drink-at in skinny jeans.

And the world needs more of those, really it does.

Thanks, Josh and Jasmine! Don’t be sad, Elizabeth!

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