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When I turned 21, I received a wealth of gifts. They included:
- sixer of Smirnoff ice
- knockoff version of Barbie’s little sister, Skipper
- 3 “Your first time coming here legally?? It’s on the muzzafuzzin’ house!!!” shots seeminly comprised of sugar and scope
- my first DVD porn
- 4.5 Appletinis (so hot right then)
- 13 unidentified flying cocktails
- framed photo of me with a bunch of swell college chicks in dresses holding up cocktails
SIMILARLY, on Korean Olympic speed skater’s Mo Tae-Bum’s 21st birthday (February 15), he received…
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Happy 28th birthday today to pro boarder Jerry Hsu!
This dude is the reason that Diana rides an Enjoi skateboard (poorly; with near-catastrophic drop-in attempts under her belt). Known fondly as Asian Elvis, he is not only a skate prodigy but a pretty sweet photographer, and one of our heroes.
Here’s hoping he ends up passed out in a pile of his own birthday vomit tonight! It’s the only way to celebrate.
Hails from: SoCal via Seoul, South Korea
Occupation: Professional Skateboarder
Why He’s A Babe: Sure, Song has received the necessary accolades, like Thrasher Magazine’s 2006 Skater of the Year honor, and a position alongside legendary Rodney Mullen in business and on pavement. He’s one of the greatest skaters in the world, kicks a flip like nobody we’ve ever seen, blah blah blah…
Frankly, we just think he’s a babe because he’s got a smokin’ build, a slacker’s slouch, sexy eye crinkles, and a perfectly angled face. In short, he’s yummy. Plus, anyone that can command a board with his level of intensity, elegance, and imagination, has got some special skills up his sleeve–and we can’t help but want to see more.